These are two funny sentences which you can understand their meaning just if you are good in Farsi. Of course they are not in formal Farsi and are full of incorrect words. They are just for fun. First one assumes to have a sound like German language and the second one like Japanese.

you say "meghdar" or "meghdari" when you are talking about amount of something. maybe we can say "meghdar" means "amount", and "meghdari" means "some". for example when you say "meghdari panir" it means "some cheese"