It's a satire. Columnists write these sort of "humourous" pieces occasionaly. ))

Nice to meet you!

Hi,
It´s my first time here and I would like to improve my English. I love to travel and to learn new languages. This year, I´ve been to Chile for one month to study Spanish and I learned this language a lot. But, while I was there, I also met English native speakers and I realized that I had forgotten many words and expressions, because I haven´t studied English since I left school, many years ago. So, when I came back from Chile, I signed up for an English course to practice this language again. It´s a conversation class and I´m not confident to talk there yet. The course is good, because we need to talk anyway, but I think I need to practice more and it would be better if I could practice it with a native speaker. So, I hope to meet someone who wants to teach me English and learn Portuguese too. I love to study the Portuguese language and I think I would be a nice teacher. So, I would be happy if I meet someone to talk about culture, trips, about how is our day going on, and so on.
Sorry for some mistakes, I´m just learning!

I´m Ana, a graphic designer from Brasil and I´m 26 years old. Nice to meet you!

Ana, your English is great!  Just a few mistakes for such a long text. Notice that languages (English, Portuguese,etc) are captitalized, and we use the word, "idiom" for a specialized language, like for a certain professsion. "um idioma" is what we call "a language."

I'm happy^_^ 幸せ♡

Hello, everybody：）
I went home yesterday from the north Alps.
The north Alps are so beautiful, they look like the Swiss Alps!!
I want to go again.
And, I went to a classical concert yesterday.
Today is the last day of my summer vacation.
I met my bestfriend today. (past)  or: I am meeting my best friend today (present)
My summer vacation was happy^_^
Thanks♡

Nice job Lisa! Keep writing :D

こんにちは、みなさん。
私は昨日、北アルプスから帰ってきました。北アルプスはとても美しく、スイスのアルプスのようでした。
また行きたいです。
そして昨日、クラシックコンサートに行きました。
今日は夏休み最後の日です。
今日、私は親友に会います。
幸せな夏休みでした。
ありがとうございます^_^

My goal! 私の目標

My work started 2 days days ago.
I am tired from climbing.

Today, I will write a about my goal.
Because, writing about a goal is a good way to begin to achieve the goal.

I'll be able to speak English.
I will travel to foreign countries every year.
I will climb every summer.
I will have 60 students, I will build a good relationship with them.
I love being kind♡

Thanks：）

You have good goals, Lisa, and big dreams. I hope that all of your dreams and goals come true!  Enjoy your summer!

2日前から仕事が始まりました。
私は登山で疲れています。

今日は私の目標について書きます。
なぜなら、目標について書くことは、目標を達成する為には良いことだからです。

英語を話せるようになる。
毎年、海外に旅をする。
毎夏、登山をする。
60人の生徒を持ち、彼らと良い関係を築く。
素敵な恋をする♡

ありがとうございました：）

You have great pronunciation!  Your intonation and rythmn are excellent as well!

Hi! Can you check and correct my audio?

(The text is from Time magazine, I just want pratice the pronouce.)

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