A LITTLE, A BIT, QUITE. WHAT ARE THE DIFFERENCES? what are the differences among "a little", "a bit" and "quite". when do I have to use one of these in particular? Thank you ;)

The weapons The weapons are dangerous for the people? Talk about your opinion. The rules about the weapons are studied for avoid murders and every type of crime, but I think that too people are in possess of a weapons. This factor and the presence of the drugs made a situation dangerous and less control. Here in Italy the weapons are less diffuse but crimes are always made by pistols, for this reason beyond rules we needed people that help us to fight injustice and to avoid dangerous situations. Generally weapons are used by adult but sometimes kids used parent's weapons and the effect can be serious and without return, so yes, the weapons are more dangerous if it aren't used without know the effect and how used it. Now I want compare with Italian, American and English rules about own of weapons: for example in England all persons are controlled in every situations and the crime are less frequent, in Italy only some people can have the premise for nut a weapons and for this reasons criminality is hidden and limited around some zones. Finally in US the sale of weapons are over control as like as the people that can buy an arms. I think that if a person want to buy a weapons must be controlled at the physical and psychological level and only when the controls are succeed, they can to buy it. At the domestic levels the weapons must keep away from kids and possible close in a wardrobe for prevent any type of accidents.

A cannibal lunch In a island there are cannibal family who don't eat for several days. So, the father and his son go out to search somebody to take at home for lunch. They are walking in the forest when suddenly a plane crashes down against some big trees. The couple of cannibals hidden behind a bush and they wait. The door of the airplane opens and a fat short hairy man comes out. The son very exited says to father "Will we eat his?" And the other answers "No, he is too fat. If we eat him, he'll hurt our livers!" After the man, a old ugly stinking lady exits. The son very exited says to father again "Will we eat her?" And the other answers "No, she is too old. If we cook her, we'll eat too little!" Then, a blonde young tall thin girl comes out. The son shocked says to father "Will we eat her?" And the father answers "Are you crazy?! She comes at home with us. And for lunch we'll cook your mother!"

What's the difference among: coat rack, hall tree and hall stand. I'm confused. thanks

Italan's joke, with a German and French man. A major of a little Italian country had to modernize his old town hall. So he called three companies because he wanted to know the prices of the works. The major called the first company, it was a French company and they estimated 30.000€ for the work. The second call was for a German company and they calculated 50.000€. The third company was Italian, and they estimated 90.000€. The major was a patriotic man, and was very surprise about the price of the Italian company, so for give it a last chance, he met the companies for spoke together. The first company was the French, the boss of the company for explain his budget said:" We use a good materials, we guarantee the work for two years, the estimate price is 30.000€" The major wanted to listen the German company and the boss said:" We use the best advance materials, we have only specialized worker, and we guarantee the work for five years" The last company was the Italian, and the boss for explain his budget said:" Ok, listen to me, 30.000€ is for me, 30.000€ is for you, and the last 30.000€ is for the French company that it will do you the work!" This is a joke, but unfortunately this is usually the true in Italy.

A dog in camp The last Friday I went to camp for three days with my girlfriend and the dog. The camp is near the beach, no too far from my home. The beach isn't excellent, the water is a little dirty, there are some seaweed. We arrived on Friday afternoon, after that I had gone out to work. We had a small tent, a little table, a burner, and the dog's kennel. The dog was the attraction of all, the kids wanted to pet him, and the men stopped for looked him. Saturday night a cat was next to our tent, the dog tried to caught it but he crashed with the table and the tent, and he broke it all. So we set off to home without the table, on Sunday. Instead the tent we succeeded to fix it. The next time I'll check if there aren't cats :)

My Italian life hi, my name is Alessandro, I'm 21 years old. I'm worker in a factory, but in the last days there aren't a lot of orders. I have a sister, she is 18 years old, she goes at school. I have a dog, Max is a nice pitbull, he's very touchy. I'm training he for search trapped people down rubble, after the earthquake, and often I go out with him. In fact my girlfriend is jealous, because I'm spend a lot of time with the dog. I would like speak English fluently. I believe that other cultures are very interesting, I'd like to find new friends .