Spanish. Affection never forgot so many Catholic names and replaced them with loving insults that aren't considered insults? It's hard to explain unless you get yelled at by Cubans Mexicans Spaniards and British diplomats speaking Panamanian Spanish. I appreciate the cultural premise of actual insult learning as it deals with the most valued ideas culturally. In Spanish to be referred to as raised poorly or ignored by your family is the harshest concept that personifies an entire world of insults. To not have two last names may be seen as disgraceful. The family is the central core of the contextual forms of hurting someone. Afrikaans  makes me laugh cause it's like someone sat down and made a conlang full of ways to insult homosexuality and some of the words are just these long drunken phrases bit still- homosexuality and insulting regarding such could feed all of Johannesburg if it were a food. It's so extreme I canlt even be offended. It is like pirates living in Africa saying drunken jack sparrow phrases to each other. I mean...just look at Zef  Ref on android apps. So nuts.or watkykjy.za I think. Bit everyone knows that English is pretty cool cause you can add bi*ch @ss to anything or conjugate F*ck any way and that's what everyone understands...not math. The F bomb. And it always makes sense. Its like the joy of knowing that 1+1=2 still.lol

As a native speaker I find tense usage is more of a cultural barrier than slang or various verbose for like things. In Cuba so much is present tense its hard to explain bit contextually and grammatically it is all correct, just as I find that my mother being from Mexico among many different areas likewise there is a greater use of the past tense or conditional varieties. I like my Spanish because I make sure no one can tell what Latino country I was born in, the two my "parents are from, and the one I was raised in by choosing what suits me best vocabury wise. I always use several accents when learning languages: it can bridge the gap of awkwardness between sounding too professional, not educated enough. Etc and you choose what sounds right by different countries. Spain and Cuba share a lot of the same love for specific insults. Watch some telenovelas and you realize. Pay attention to verbs too. Like my parents should have a mettle for speaking what is not a dialect but more like mutual ebonics regarding Cuban and.Mexican Spanish.  Like to me those countries are Microsoft and Mac with no parallels.lol

Maybe a section to write your communication capacities as we are a wide CDMA  GPRS  and all other data plan crazy kind of world.