"I'll be there for you … and others in our census bracket" what does the sentence "I'll be there for you … and others in our census bracket" mean? the sentence comes from an article which make a comment about the American show "FRIENDS"

What does the sentence"Friends eventually becomes a screed against dating. " mean? Question: How to understand the word "screed" ,?and what does the sentence"Friends eventually becomes a screed against dating. " mean? Can you help me? the whole context is listed as follow Like a lot of ensemble sitcoms about single characters, Friends eventually becomes a screed against dating. The parade of flawed, unworthy or just-not-right partners is so long that settling down with (and for) a good friend ultimately seems like the most sensible choice: better the Long Island Princess you know than the one you don't. (The Friends copycat How I Met Your Mother goes even further in this regard by making its protagonist's two decades of dating merely a prelude to his wedded destiny, and explaining away its most promiscuous character's obsession with sex as the product of severe neurosis.)

H:(______________ )or awkward pals? I've seen a video recently, and I am not clear about one sentence in this video, so could you help me know the phrase that should be written in brackets the sentence is : H: (______________ )or awkward pals? M: I’d like to play with the balls ,. H: no no no , ball play is not use as an option that I eh… M: hahah　 H: what I think ,I think you do incorporate you know, this golden flung with a bit of awkward pals. M: sure . H: all right ,so , I’ll be awkward about you playing with my kangaroo the video link: http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XNTcyNTk4Mzc2.html it starts around 06:53 thanks for helping!

R: （______） at Ken Block’s show tonight? I've seen a video recently, and I am not clear about one sentence in this video, so could you help me know the phrase that should be written in brackets the sentence is : （______） at Ken Block’s show tonight? the video link: http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XNTY1Nzk5MDI0.html it starts around 00:01 ( at the beginning of the video, the first sentence) thanks for helping!

Oh , speaking of promos where are we with the parks （_____）the friend thing. I've seen a video recently, and I am not clear about one sentence in this video, so could you help me know the phrase that should be written in brackets the sentence is : Oh , speaking of promos where are we with the parks （_____）the friend thing. Is it (__in__)? the video link: http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XNTU4OTYxNzgw.html it starts around 04:09 thanks for helping!

Great , and hey, listen we gonna do lunch again so, I miss you,(_______) I've seen a video recently, and I am not clear about one sentence in this video, so could you help me know the phrase that should be written in brackets the sentence is : Great , and hey, listen we gonna do lunch again so, I miss you,(_______) Is it (__you bastard__)? and how to understand you bastard in this sentence? the video link: http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XNTU4OTYxNzgw.html it starts around 00:11

Hi, do you have a copy of Poop’s all over ( _______________) I've seen a video recently, and I am not clear about one sentence in this video, so could you help me know the phrase that should be written in brackets the sentence is : Hi, do you have a copy of Poop’s all over ( _______________) the video link: http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XNTU1Njk5MTY4.html the time of this sentence : the sentence starts around 00:15