Funny stori. One famous composer was once invited to dinner. The dinner was delicious: the guests were served big juicy pieces of mutton, pork and lamb. After the meal the host’s daughter played some pieces by Beethoven, Mozart and Brahms. When the concert was over the girl’s mother came to the composer and asked: “Maestro, which piece did you like most of all?” “The piece of lamb,” was the answer.

Funny Storie about Littel gerls!!! is a little girl. She is only five. She does not go to school and, of course, she does not know how to read and to write. But her sister Mary is a schoolgirl. She is ten. One day Mary sees her little sister at the table with a pen in her hand and some paper in front of her. “What are you doing, Bessie?” she says. Bessie answers: “I am writing a letter to my friend Kitty.” But you don’t know how to write,” says her sister. “Well,” says Bessie, “it doesn’t matter, because Kitty does not know how to read.”