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Funny Storie about Littel gerls!!! is a little girl. She is only five. She does not go to school and, of course, she does not know how to read and to write. But her sister Mary is a schoolgirl. She is ten. One day Mary sees her little sister at the table with a pen in her hand and some paper in front of her. “What are you doing, Bessie?” she says. Bessie answers: “I am writing a letter to my friend Kitty.” But you don’t know how to write,” says her sister. “Well,” says Bessie, “it doesn’t matter, because Kitty does not know how to read.”

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Funny Storyie About Littlel Girls!!!

 

Bessie is a little girl. She is only five. so she does did not go to school. and, Of course, she does not know how to cannot read and to write. But her Her older sister, Mary is a schoolgirl. She is a ten year old and goes to school or "a ten year old schoolgirl."  One day, Mary sees some paper in front of her little sister at the table with a pen in her hand. and some paper in front of her.

 

“What are you doing, Bessie?”

 

she askedsays. Bessie answers:1

 

“I'm am writing a letter to my friend Kitty.”

 

"But you don’t know how to write!,” declared says her sister.

 

“Well,” says Bessie, “it

 

Doesn’t matter., because Kitty doesn't not know how to read either!”

 

In writing jokes, the punch line must be short, crisp and concise.  No need to have all the sugary syntax added.  It just clouds the punch line.

 

1.  In a dialogue, it is clear that who is speaking to whom in the context.  So all these are superfluous.

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