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Russian was beaten in China or the jog on the Great Wall of China.(Part 2)
I don't advice you to repeat it and I also don't advice myself to repeat it. My master said I can break two sticks like that. I'm going to try it.
Yes! It was really hard!
I believe I have passed the test!
He said you to subscribe the channel, put Like and write comments.
Yep, guys, Serega, Serega. Put Like. Well done! All guys said that...He can't stop! He said you to subscribe the channel, put Like and write comments.
The Beijing School of Shaolin Kung fu.
Jackie Chan, please, flip.
So, if you think that sticks are unreal look at me...
Look here, look at this third nipple and now look at the icing on the cake.
La-La-La.. It is an awful beauty...
Don't do it at home.
Please, help me to revise my grammar!
Many thanks!!!!!
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Russian was beaten in China or the jog on the Great Wall of China.
Disclaimer
All events in this video are absolutely fictional.
If you find something similar to you, it is only a strange coincidence.
Sometimes we use a foul language.
It is only for fun no bulling intended.
Hello, everyone!
We are on the Great Wall of China. The wall extent is about...knee-deep (21196180m)
There is a SMALL mountain behind my back. It consists of a few hundreds of steps or maybe a few thousands of steps. I'm going to run there. Chinese will amaze.
My appearance is not very suitable for the jog. Wait for a moment. Look! I can.
I could hurt my head. Such a Chinese!
Are you ready? Let's start our jog!
Hey, you have forgotten where we are, haven't you? We are still here, in the Beijing School of Shaolin Kung fu. Today is a great day! The sun is shining! And we are ready to show you how Chinese test their bodies on the durability. Don't do it like me! If you try to do it, you can have some problems with your health. At School, you can learn Chinese boxing, acrobatics, practice with different types of the weapon and there is one secret practice Chi Kung.
The Masters said that my body is ready for this test and now we are going to try it. We will do it with young and well-experienced master Fang. We called him 'FanFan la Tulipe'. It's funny.
I'm ready to test my body.
Chinese say where the consciousness, attention and concentration are there is an internal energy Chi.
And now we are going to broke the first stick. I will try to make my balls a fist.
So, he knocked me hard.
We have tested two sticks. I want to say it was really hard for me. But we are going to test my shoulder. I believe it will stand.
I have sweat. It wasn't easy but I have to broke the stick by my leg onward we will have a more difficult test.
The first test has passed. Let's go to the second.
My feet are cramping. I want to climb up the Great Wall of China. Are you ready? Let's try!
Well, guys, it was really hard!
The weather changed and I was a bit afraid. This is the end here. Let's go further.
The new test is waiting for me. There are some sticks from some kind of alloy. I have to broke it over my head. Listen! It is easy to do the same exercises with wooden sticks. You can get some exercises for your body and your muscles will save you from different kind of injuries. But in this exercise you
have to take the definite position and concentrate your mind and make the rush of power.
Let's go! Let's revise my head on durability.
Please, help me to revise my grammar!
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Could you help me please to understand the real sense of this joke?
Lucy: Well, let me see, it was on Flag Day.I don't remember the year but our flag still have forty-eight stars!
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Could you check it?
Dear Ron,
It was a great pleasure to stay in your hotel. The room was clean and light. Your garden was perfect, too. One morning I was woken up because of a loud sound. Unfortunately, it was your lawnmower. Could you use this thing after 9 a.m? But your roses are really perfect and I can tolerate this sound many times.
See you again,
Mary.
Dear friends, could you check the grammar in this letter, please? Is it a polite letter? Is the verb tolerate the most suitable in this situation? Many thanks for your corrections!
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Tarkhani. Could you help me to correct?
One of the greatest Russian poets Mikhail Lermontov was born not far from my home town in Tarkhani. Now there is a perfect museum in Tarkhani. There are a lot of wooden houses in this park. It is a very clean and quiet place although there are lots of tourists come here from all the world. Every weekend you can participate in a real masquerade in the main house. It is a very fashion and breathtaking event. Come and check it out!
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Help me to understand the joke,please)
You know, when I was born, the stork left me a block away from the house. Good thing I knew the address.
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Could you help me with my hometask?
1. Her children are in the yard. They are playing football now. They have been playing it since 10 o’clock.
2. She speaks English well. She has been studying it for five years. Listen! She is speaking English with her teacher.
3. His son has just returned home. He is dirty. He has been playing volleyball.
4. Where is David? He is in the library. He is working there at the moment. How long has he been there? He has been working there for three hours.
5. Why is she looking tired? She has been working all night.
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A packet of cookies. Please, help me to find mistakes.
Once at night, there was a young woman at the airport, she had to wait for her next flight a couple of hours. While she was waiting she bought a book and a packet of cookies for spending her time. She found a place for sitting and waiting. She was deep inside in reading when she suddenly realised that a young man who was sitting near her was extending his hand to the packet of cookies, which was lying between them. He started to eat them one by one.
The woman was a bit worried, she ate one cookie and looked at her watch, while the young and shameless thief of cookies was ending to eat them. The woman was getting angry and when there was only one cookie she was interested in what he was doing with the last cookie.
The young man took the last cookie and broke it in half with the gentle and nervous smile. He was eating a half of cookie while he was suggesting another part of the cookie to the woman. She took the cookie and thought: 'What a shameless young man. He didn't say Thank you!'
She grabbed her bags and was going towards to the exit, she was resisting looking back. She was looking for the book in her bag after she boarded the plane. And how she was surprised when she found her packet of cookies!
If these are my cookies then those were his and he just wanted to share them with me. It was so late to apologise to the young man. She realised that she was actually a thief, therefore, he wasn't the thief.
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A packet of cookies.
Once at night, there was a young woman at the airport, she had to wait for her next flight a couple of hours. While she was waiting she bought a book and a packet of cookies for spending her time. She found a place for sitting and waiting. She was deep inside in reading when she suddenly realised that a young man who was sitting near her was extending his hand to the packet of cookies, which was lying between them. He started to eat them one by one.
The woman was a bit worried, she ate one cookie and looked at her watch, while the young and shameless thief of cookies was ending to eat them. The woman was getting angry and when there was only one cookie she was interested in what he was doing with the last cookie.
The young man took the last cookie and broke it in half with the gentle and nervous smile. He was eating a half of cookie while he was suggesting another part of the cookie to the woman. She took the cookie and thought: 'What a shameless young man. He didn't say Thank you!'
She grabbed her bags and was going towards to the exit, she was resisting looking back. She was looking for the book in her bag after she boarded the plane. And how she was surprised when she found her packet of cookies!
If these are my cookies then those were his and he just wanted to share them with me. It was so late to apologise to the young man. She realised that she was actually a thief, therefore, he wasn't the thief.
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Hello! Could you help me to correct my translation?!
A good lesson.
One day a rich Englishwoman called Mrs Johnson was going to have a Birthday party. She invited a lot of guests and a singer. The singer was poor but he had got a beautiful voice. He came to Mrs Johnson’s house exactly at 6 p.m., as he was asked to do, but when he came he could see that the dining room was full of guests which were sitting around the round table in the middle of the room. Guests were eating, joking, laughing and speaking loudly. Mrs Johnson came out to him, and he thought, she was going to ask him to join them, when she said: ‘We are happy, Sir, that you have been coming. You will be singing after dinner, I will call for you, as soon as we will be ready to listen to you. You will be going to the kitchen now where you will have dinner, too, please ’. The singer was very angry but he said nothing. At first, he wanted to leave Mrs Johnson’s house immediately, but then he turned his decision and decided to give her and her guest a good lesson! When he came to the kitchen, the servants were eating, too. He joined them. After dinner, the singer said: ' Thank you to everybody' and said: ‘And now, I’m going to sing for you, my good friends’. He sang them some lovely songs.
Soon, Mrs Johnson called for the singer.
- Well, Sir, we are ready.
- Are you ready? Asked the singer – What are you ready for?
- To listen to you! Replied Mrs Johnson in an irritable voice.
- To listen to me? I was singing and I’m afraid I will not be able to sing once more today.
- Where were you singing?
- I was singing in the kitchen. I always sing for the people with whom I’m eating dinner.
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