Chinese jokes chapter 2 There is a new restaurant with several Chinese words on its door means“we will have as many customers as the cloud ” One night, they were going to close the door, the boss asked his waiter“How about our business today?” The waiter answered with his fingers pointing at the door“There was no even a piece of cloud across the kilometers sky”.

Chinese jokes They will forget you when you have no money if you make friends because of your wealth. Your friends will leave you once your power is gone if you make friends on strong power. You will be hurt when the emotion disappears if you make friends due to emotion. You can only go far peacefully with your friends if you make them just according to your heart. The most tragic thing in this world for most people is not they do not know what they want, but is that they will not start their journey even they know what they will persue. After graduation from universities some one get a wonderful business, but someone get a fat ass. One day, a mouse comes across a male cat in a house. The mouse is forced to stay at a corner so that he has no way to run away, he is scared so much that he begin to shake up, he says“milord, please, please do not eat me. I have to get back to my home, my kids need me, please let me go!” the cat says“Do not worry, I will not eat you. To be honest, I have to tell you this quietly, I am a vegetarian, I do not eat any meat, you are so lucky to meet me!” The mouse says“How wonderful today is! How lucky I am! It is unbelievable that I came across a cat who is vegetarian!” just during this second, the cat throws himself on the mouse and holds the mouse stable with his claws, bites into the mouse throat with his sharp teeth. The mouse asks the cat painfully with his last breathing“Did not you tell me that you are a vegetarian, you do not take any meat? Is that a lying?”The cat says “ No, it is true that I do not take any meat, but I can exchange you for some vegetables.” As he licking his mouse. A joke in China: a bus station named: east south west north square of BeiJin. But when the bus arrived at this station, the reporting system said“Dear traveler, we are getting at the front door, please get off from the back door!” I witnessed two foreigners so confused. When I was a kid, my father began to teach me cooking, he told me“Trust me, a man have to be a good cooker, only in this way that you will not get hungry when your wife go back to her home because of some unhappy things with you.” But now, my wife and mom ware watching TV outside, my father and I is cooking in the kitchen silently.

My park and I “I put my wheelchair into the shadow of the wall, leveled out the back of my chair, sat or lied there, read books or thought about something, drove away the insects with a brach of a tree ,who also did not know why came to this world as myself.” “bees stood stable in the air as a piece of fog: ants shook their heads and touched their vibrissa, suddenly they seemed to understand of something and turned around , ran away: a ladybug was not patient with his crawl, he made a prey and opened his wings to fly into the sky when he was tired: There was a cicada ecdysis on a branch, which seemed lonely like a empty house: Dewdrops rolled on the leaves of grass, then congregated and bent the leaves, they dropped to the ground suddenly and was broken to millions shiny pieces.” “ The park was filled by different sounds made by grass and trees, which have not stopped for one minute.” All of these are true, the garden was wild but not waned. I have visited every trees in the park and left the print of my chair on everywhere of the ground excepted several palace halls that I was not able to get into, and the altar that I could not go up to but observing it from different perspectives. I had been there in any seasons, any weathers and anytime. Sometimes I just stayed there for a while then went home, but sometimes I sat there until the moon arose. I could not remember in which corner that I spent several hours constantly thinking about death, I also thought about my birth in the same way. After I did such kind of things for some years I finally came to a conclusion: That is a truth given by the god, once a person is born, and you can not argue about it anymore. When god gives this truth to him he arranges its result by the way, so death is not the thing that I am rush to, but it is a festival that must come some day. I became a little more comfortable after I had this thought, and everything beside me seemed less scaring. For example when you are preparing for an important exam throughout the nights, will a long holiday behind it make you less stressed ? And will you be glad at such a arrangement? The problem for me left was how to live, which was not get clearly and was not solved in a short time, maybe I have to go with it throughout of my life, as a ghost or my lover.

My park and I The old park which I mentioned in several novels as a scrapped park actually is DiTan. The traveling field was undeveloped many years ago in this area, this park was treated as a wild place and also it was rarely thought of by people. DiTan is nearby my home or my home is not far away from DiTan. Generally speaking, it was kind of destiny to me. It had already been located there for 400 years before I was born, and my grandmother have settled down nearby the park since she brought my father to BeiJin at her young age. During the next 50 years, they moved for several times, always around the park, which just made them get more and more close to the park. So I always felt a sense of destiny: It seems like that the the only aim for the park have stood there and went through many changes for almost 400 years was just waiting for me. It waited for my birth and the moment when I disabled my legs suddenly at my most hubris ages. During the 400 years, the red color on the gate was getting less shining, and the wall was becoming shabbier, but the pine trees around the altar grew greener and the wild grass grew everywhere. It was the time for my coming. The park had prepared everything for a frustrated person when I entered the park in my wheelchair at an afternoon 15 years ago. It is easier for a body to feel time going by and see clearly the shadow of himself when the sun was becoming bigger and redder on its unchangeable old track and the park was covered by the quiet sunshine. I have not left the park for a long time since I came across it at that afternoon. I understood its meaning at once. As I wrote in a novel“ It is must be a special arrangement by the god if you can find such a quiet place in a congested city.” I could not manage to find a job, a way, in the beginning years after I broken my legs, I felt that I had nothing, so I went to the park in my wheelchair just because it was a place which let me escape from the real world. I wrote in that novel “ I have no place to stay but to pass my time in this park. Just liking the working time, I came to the park in my wheelchair when others were going to work. There was no people took care of the park, some people went through it to save their time, and the park would get active for a while at this time, then it would be quiet.”

The mountains in the north of China From my perspective ,the most distinct feature of these mountains in the north of China is the color of yellow as well as baldness, by that I mean there is so few botany growing there that you can not see them from a little far away. I grew up at the foot of such a mountain, I took them so ground that they seemed to be an old man , a boring and barren man, who was made of sand ,could not move, always kept silence. So one day, when I got a chance to travel to the south city. I left here without any hesitation, I was keen to explore a new world for myself. Of course, I found the hills in the south were really different from the north’s ones: covered by forests, boosted with various plants and flowers, feed a number of wildlife, irrigated by water in the streams elsewhere. They are always popular among travelers from different places. They also gave me a great impression, feeling as standing over a sea of forest when I walked to the end of a glass platform. I loved this. But in an evening, when I traveled through some mountains in GanSu by a coach after a tiring working day, leaning against the chair , listening to music with headphone, witnessing the scenery passing by my window, an idea appeared in my mind: these mountains looked like the knees of a giant, with a dome of each hill, connecting to and overlapping each other. Under the sunshine of the setting sun, every hill was followed by a black shadow behind him, this let me think of the Buddha, cross-leg sitting there, with a slight smile on his face, seeing so many different people traveling busily on this road, sitting there and watching this for maybe thousand of years. Whatever happened to his, the thunder, the rainstorm, the extremely cold and long nights, he just sat there quietly, accepting everything. His tolerance, diligency and his existence seemed to continue forever. These characteristics also can be found in the northern, who are usually honest, quiet, introverted, and they are bad at express themselves. Both of my old parents are typical these kind of people, they have not said “I love you!” to me in my memory, we also have not touched each other since I attended my elementary school, such as hug or kiss each other. They just do something for me quietly. As one of the new generation, I like express my feeling, but it will become difficult to open my mouth when I face them. I spend very little time with them, I hold a different attitude to my life, I live a new life, bu

My stray dog XiaoHuang has a good friend DaHuang, a stong guy, he also act friendly to me,but his big body and sharp teeth really scare me a lot and keep me away from him. But he treats XiaoHuang very well, every time when they have meal together, DaHuang will let XiaoHuang eat at first, then he take the rest of food.This really touches me very much. This is a part of the story on my dog and me, you will understand me well if you keep a pet as well. Thanks for your reading.

My stray dog I decided to keep away from the thought of keeping a dog as my pet after I gave my first dog to others because I could not stand of his strange smell and bad habit. But one day I came across this little stray dog when I was on the way back to my apartment,he seemed to be so hungry ,following me all the time ,he was very small and thick ,with big eyes staring at my face ,shaking his tail ,looked like saying :”come on ,you are so beautiful lady, give me a little food ,ok?” That ended up feeding him,yes ,because I thought I was a kind person .From then on ,he liked wandering around my hospital ,running immediately to me once he saw me .He often waited for me in the front of my department in the morning and accompanied me to my hospital ,I said good bey to him ,he squatted down on the ground outside of the gate of my hospital ,watching me for a while and left. Day after day ,we got familiar with each other .I also gave him a nick name XiaoHuang ,because his fur was a little yellow. One day ,a woman rushed into my hospital and shouted help on my duty, she said one of her family fazed in her home.I dashed out of the gate and ran toward the cite. Suddenly I felt there was some one behind me ,I looked back ,seeing XiaoHuang running behind me, and he exceeded me at once. So I ran behind him at then ,he turned his head back and looked at me at sometimes ,seemed to tell me ：“do not be so worried my lady, I will get there as soon as possible ,I will give her first-aid !” I shared this story with severals friends and I could not help laughing once I recalled this funny scene. In a very cold day ,he followed me to the downstair of my room again ,but this time he refused to leave and finally I make a concession ，letting him come into my room. He seemed so excited ,running and sniffing around every corner of my room ,standing straight and looking outside through the glass window in the balcony.In the night ,I read books ,he slept next to me nearby the heating machine.If I moved, he waked up immediately and saw what I was doing and planned to follow me again. He seems to get satisfaction easily for his food , he will be so happy if he can eat an egg as his breakfast ,meat is also ok for him. I am a vegetarian, so I often separate the meat from my dish and take to him.I can feed him well as well as avoiding wasting food. Both of us get a lot of fun from each other. XiaoHuang has a good friend DaHuang, a stong guy, he also act friendly to me,but his b

my answer to an ielts writing Research indicates that the characteristics we are born with have much more influence on our personalityand development than any experience we may have in life .which do you think to be the major influence ? It is well-known by public that one’s characteristics are determined by gene which are inherited from his parents as well as the environment that experienced in his life .but the issue everyone concerns is which factor plays a more important role .From my perspective ,the answer is the previous one . As a nurse ,after taking care and observing a number of babies what i found is that every newborn baby shows different personality once they are born .Some of them turned to be quiet while others seem to be irritable and dynamic .Obviously ,all of these different characteristics are born with because the fluence of environment on them is minimal . With growing up ,such kinds of personality will continue throughout his life . Another strong evidence can support my opinion is the sort of research that scientist did on the identical twins .It can be seen interestingly how similar they are in both their physical development and preferences ,even if they are took to complete distinct places and live there for a very long time .They always share same opinions on daily events and make same decision to similar question .We often hear that both of them get married with similar spouses. Everybody has some disadvantages that they want to change ,someone want to be less shier and more outgoing ,someone want to be more positive ,someone want to be more confident and so on . After trying a lot of methods they will find it is impossible to let them disappear totally. Overall ,it is a good thing for everyone to believe such a truth that our personality is more shaped my genetic source ,because it is only in this way that people can start to accept the original self,to focus on his advantages ,to utilize his disadvantages well and to live a better life ,rather than wasting time on effort to change themself .

so crazy mind i met a childhood friend yesterday ,we have lost touch with each other for 15 years .to be honest ,we liked each other when we were students in middle school ,both of us knew that ,but kept that as a secret.we experienced a very happy and free time .then after graduation from middle school ,i went to high school ,he decided to find a job ,we departed .from then on i got to know something about him from other friends ,they told me :he lived a difficult life in a strange city ,he fell in love with a girl ,he traveled from a city to another ,he married a girl i knew ,he had a baby ,,,,,.i always met him in my dreams ,and this sort of dream have lasted until i graduated from university .really to my surprise,he called me and told me that he was on business trip in my city ,wanted to see me .we still can recognize each other immediately ,he is thin ,a little tired ,i even found he had some grey hear .we had a diet together ,shared our experience ,he told me he married a wrong woman .and we also hold different opinions on different aspects on life .i am still single now ,28years old ,everybody around me urge me to get married as soon as possible .they told me do not be so picky ,do not take marriage too serious .i am that kind of person ,always have a lot thoughts on one thing .i feel i am just out control of my mind .in my space time i like memorize english article.the last essay i memorize was from TED talk ,the title is "take 10 minutes out of a day to learn how to be more mindful",at the first minute i read :we are lost in thoughts even more than 47%of our time ,that is crazy ,but we this all the time .and i was so agreeable to him .but i was lost in thoughts at the second minute .that is really ridiculous .i sent him out ,got back ,sit down and did not do nothing ,just got myself inundated with thoughts .i really want to pick the extra mind from my brain ,or to turn off the mind .