Ok, my last adventure. Place :home People involved : my brother and I I was trying to scare him (I was hiding under the bed with the remote control ) and everytime he turned the TV on I waited like two minutes and I turned it off from the darkness^^ . Ok, I did it four times, when he was supposed to turn on the TV again, he didn't ... O.o (he was lying on the bed ) and I thought : gosh, the fun is over. Next thing I saw...? He was taking one of his stupid - big shoes from the floor and he made it fly in a mean way O_O under the bed !!!!!! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUCH ! ! ! (busted ! ) lesson : hide the shoes or every potential dangerous "weapons" if you want to mess with somebody. ^^

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Sorry for Russian: Март. Объявление: Продаю трех месячных щенков кавказской овчарки. Ушки купированы. Такие лапочки! 500 $ за штуку. тел. ***** Апрель. Объявление. Продаю трех двухмесячных щенков кавказской овчарки. Привитые. Умненькие и ласковые. Едят мало. 450 $ за штуку. тел. ***** Май. Объявление. Продаю трех трехмесячных щенков кавказской овчарки. Срочно! Отличные сторожа! 300$ за штуку. Покупаю говяжьи кости в неограниченном количестве! Тел. ***** Июнь. Объявление. Люди! Срочно! Бесплатно! Отдам в хорошие руки трех четырехмесячных кавказских овчарок! Дешево продаю собачью шерсть! тел. ***** Июль. Объявление. Отдам для опытов или в корейский ресторан трех сук кавказской породы. Впридачу 26 кг собачьей шерсти бесплатно!!! Ищу бригаду строителей для ремонта квартиры (замена пола, ремонт стен, замена двери. тел. ***** Август. Объявление. Продам 3 чучела собак породы кавказская овчарка. Куплю корень валерианы, корень красавки и другие успокоительные травы. тел. *****

Roosevelt was often bored by the tedious small talk that was required of him at social functions. He often felt as if those with whom he conversed were seldom paying attention to what was said. To prove his point, sometimes Roosevelt would begin a conversation by saying, "I murdered my grandmother this morning." Often these words were met with polite approval. On one occasion, however, an attentive listener gave the witty reply, "I'm sure she had it coming to her."

It's my translation from Russian: March. Announcement: Sell three monthly puppies of the Caucasian sheep-dog. Ears are cropped. So sweet! $500 for a piece. tel. ##### April. Announcement: Sell three two-month puppies of the Caucasian sheep-dog. Vaccinated. Clever and tender. Eat a little. $450 apiece. tel. ##### May. Announcement: Sell three three-month puppies of the Caucasian sheep-dog. Urgent! Excellent guardians! $300 apiece. Buy beef bones in unlimited quantities! tel. ##### June. Announcement: People! Urgent! Free! Give away in good hands three four-month Caucasian sheep-dogs! Sell cheaply dog's wool! tel. ##### July. Announcement: I'll give away for the experiments or at the Korean restaurant three bitches of Caucasian sheep-dog. Additionally 26 kg of dog's wool free!!! Looking for a team of builders to repair the apartment (replacing of the floor, wall repairs, replacement of doors). tel. ##### August. Announcement: Sell three dog's scarecrows of breed the Caucasian sheep-dog. Buy valerian root, belladonna root and other soothing herbs. tel. #####