As frases estão meio confusas, mas pelo que entendi, seria assim: Na primeira frase, está dizendo que o Figo, (jogador de futebol português) "sente orgasmos" ao ver o Messi (jogador argentino) jogar futebol, ou seja, é uma expressão usada para dizer que ele se fica maravilhado com o futebol do Messi, e se ele ver o tal vídeo citado ele adoraria mais ainda. Claro que orgasmo em português tem o mesmo sentido em inglês (orgasm). Já na segunda frase, a expressão "olhar duro" é um olhar sério, pouco amigável. The phrases are a bit confusing, but from what I understand, it would be like this: The first phrase is saying that Figo (Portuguese soccer player) "feels orgasms" to see Messi (Argentina soccer player) play soccer, that is, an expression used to say that he is delighted with the football Messi and if he see this video said he would love even more. Sure "orgasmo" in Portuguese has the same meaning in English (orgasm). In the second phrase, the expression "hard look" is a serious look, unfriendly. The phrases in English would be like this (if I understood right phrases): "Figo also says that seeing Messi gives you orgasms, it is because we have not seen this video". "With this look so hard ... Success is the best". I hope I have helped.

i think the correct order is that " if you still say what you feel orgasms when you see Figo or Messi, You have not seen this video yet..." "with this strong look... is sucess, is the best" I think these sentences are talking of footballers Figo and Messi :p :)