I'm not really sure which Arabic accent you are using Ryan, but I guess it's a mix of the Egyptian and Palestinian accents, so here's what your sentence means. نفسك في ايش ع الغدا يا سام انت وصحابك؟ اوعو تتاخرو يابا لحسن حاسس انه عصافير بطني بتزقزق: What would you (Sam) and your friends like to have for lunch? Be careful not to be late because I'm starving.

Sam, what do you like to eat on lunch with your friends? don't late because I'm hungry (حاسس انه عصافير بطني بتزقزق = I feel hungry)

it means " what would you like for lunch, sam? don't be late because I'm starving."