训练猴子都比你学得快

I think i know what you mean, but you know,sometimes we cant simplely translate it to express out of one language and use it to express yourself in another language,for example, in china we say“ 哪里 哪里”to response to compliment which means you are modest，but we cant render it into“ where where ”in english，so there is a polite saying in chinese：我学东西很慢，less polite：你比猪还笨。hope it helpful for u，good luck！

I am saying that I am learning to speak Chinese so slowly that it would be easier to teach a monkey than it is to teach me. It is not a serious comment hence the humour tag.

No idea what u r saying.

训练只猴子都比你强。 Sounds like the person you say this sentence to him is less clever than a monkey.