尷尬的句子-Embarrassing Sentences 我正要用新的文法。Uh oh。 我們都知道學習語言不容易。我們練習說話時偶爾說很尷尬的句子然後我們的朋友笑話我們。 We all know learning a language isn’t easy. When we practice speaking we will occasionally say a really embarrassing sentence and then our friends will laugh at us. 身為一個想學習外語的人你必將會說很尷尬的句子所以你也許害怕跟母語人士說話。 As a person learning a foreign language, you will inevitably say an embarrassing sentence and you might be afraid to speak to a native speaker. 我的忠告是你不需要害怕說錯。只要你有很好的幽默感就知道這些尷尬的事才不太尷尬。而且你會知道母語人士瞭解你還學習然後他們會幫你練習。沒什麼大不了。 My advice is: you don’t need to be afraid of saying something wrong. As long as you have a good sense of humor you’ll realize that these awkward situations aren’t that awkward. Furthermore you’ll realize that native speakers will understand that you’re still learning and they’ll help you you practice. It’s really not a big deal. 今天我想告訴你們關於一些我說錯的次。我希望讓你們笑而且鼓勵你們變得比較勇敢一點。 Today I’d like to tell you about some times I’ve said something wrong. I hope it will make you laugh and also encourage you to be a little more brave. 我要告訴我的朋友「我去過綠島了」不過我說「我去過綠屌了」。哎呀！ I wanted to tell my friend “I’ve been to Green Island” but I said “I’ve been to green penis.” Oh no! 我一次唸「自立」。我唸時我說「自慰」因為我以為「立」發音是「位」。Oops。 One time I wanted to say “independent.” When I read aloud I said “masturbation” because I thought 立 (li) was pronounced like 位 (wei) and 位 (wei) sounds the same as 慰 (wei). So I was saying 自位 but it sounded like 自慰. Oops. 我知道華人說「媽媽」但是我知道他們有的時候只說「媽」。所以我說「這個是我的。這個是他的。這個是他媽的」。 Hard to translate but I wanted to say “this is his mother’s” but I ended up saying “this is fucking.” 所以你下次說錯只笑繼續說話。哈哈 So next time you say something wrong just laugh and keep talking. Haha 你們想說話關於一件很尷尬的語言故事嗎？ Do you have an embarrassing language story you’d like to share?