Hi! I'm James, and have no title idea.

Greetings everyone!

I have no idea of what I'm going to write about but , I just wanted to say hello! It may be useful to introduce me myself by saying that I'm French, which is, in my opinion,  is the greatest fail that can happen to occur in a person's life : we're an alcoholics,-lazy,-bad poorly educated people but it's thats fine, because our gastronomy is the best of in the world! Which is pretty wrong, but it's fine too. Oh, and we're racists too, not with foreigners that who just don't deserve our attention, but with ourselves : people from my city (Toulouse) hate people from Bordeaux, that hate Montpellier, that hate people from Lyon, that hate people from Marseille, that hate people from Paris, and people from Paris, last but not least, hate mostly everybody, including people from Paris themselves... So yes, being liked by someone is pretty hard down here. But it actually is finer that the rest. Our language is terrible to learn and our accent when we speak other languages is known for being beautiful, but in our opinion is that the French accent is the worst accent ever for any foreign language (By the way I am glad to write).

Notwithstanding, Despite all this, we live in a truly live in a beautiful country, with beautiful landscapes, great cuisine (avoiding gastronomy, we eat things, really), nice people, a marvellous literary heritage and, of course, we are glad to share our culture when we can... (But not with germans, spanish, british, russians, americans...)

Thank you for reading!

What about with Aussie's ? Very entertaining text Marcel ! Well done!

Hi! I'm James, and have no title idea.

Greetings everyone!

I have no idea {I deleted "of" here – I think it flows a bit better without it, but the way you wrote it was not wrong} what I'm going to write, I just wanted to say hello! It may be useful to introduce me saying that I'm French, which is, in my opinion, the greatest fail that can occur in a person's life: we're an alcoholics-lazy-bad educated people but it's fine, our gastronomy is the best in the world! Which is pretty wrong, but it's fine too. Oh, and we're racists too, not with foreigners that just don't deserve our attention, but with ourselves: people from my city (Toulouse) hate people from Bordeaux, that hate people from Montpellier, that hate people from Lyon, that hate people from Marseille, that hate people from Paris, and people from Paris, last but not least, hate mostly everybody, including people from Paris themselves... So yes, being liked by someone is pretty hard down here. But it actually is finer that the rest {this sentence doesn't sound right but I'm not sure what you mean here so I can't suggest an improvement}. Our language is terrible to learn and our accent when we speak other languages is known for being beautiful, but our opinion is that french accent is the worst accent ever for any foreign language (by the way I am glad to be writing).

Notwithstanding {this phrase is overly formal – I would use "with that aside"}, we truly live in a beautiful country, with beautiful landscapes, great cuisine (avoiding gastronomy, we eat things, really), nice people, a marvelous literary heritage and, of course, we are glad to share our culture when we can... (But not with Germans, Spaniards, Brits, Russians, Americans...)

Thank you for reading!

Good job! This was really funny.