practicing "CAN", please correct

I know that the text is incorrect but is only a exercise

Warning to the women:

If you can clean and you can cook lovely meals. If you can do the ironing, and if you are already so efficient around the house. Then I am your man. I am so kind and clever. I can change electrical fittings and I can do the plumbing. I can put up shelves and repair furniture and I can drive the car to market every Saturday. I can might perhaps be kind with to my future mother in law.

Muy bien, pero no pienso que usted vaya a tener mucho suerte con las mujeres si intente guardarlas en la casa. Mi consejo es dejarlas encajar las estanterías y manejar el coche. ;-))

warning to women : 

if you can clean and you can cook lovely meals, if you do the ironing, and you are already so efficient around the house., I am your man. I am kind and clever. I can change electrical fittings and I can do the plumbing, I can put up shelves and repair furniture. I can drive drive the car to market every Saturday. I can be kind to my future mother in law.