Mother and son A mother and her shy son are chatting over lunch (at 1 pm) Mum : "So, what did you do this morning, after I left the house, darling?" Shy child : "Er... er... After you left the house, er... I decided to watch "Bambi"." Mum : "Yes....love" Shy child : "er.... So I switched the TV screen on and I put the DVD of Bambi into the player." Mum : "Yes....sweetie" Shy child : "Then I began watching Bambi" Mum : "Yes....goooooooooooood" Shy child : "But then somebody rang the doorbell" Mum : "Oh really?" Shy child : "Yes mummy! And then John came into the living-room and he asked me if I wanted to play marbles with him. He always has plenty of marbles, you know." Mum : "Yes...." Shy child : "So I said allright, I would. Then we went out into the yard and played marbles there." Mum : "So where did you to settle down to play, in the sun or in the shade?" Shy child : "Er... We settled in the shade." Mum : "Hm hm, why?" Shy child : "Because it was too hot in the sun." Mum : "Mmmmm, good idea, love.... Did you have fun? Who won the game?" Shy child, smiling from ear to ear : "We both won." Mum smiles and nods approvingly. Mum, speaking softly and very slowly, making continuous eye contact with her son : "Let me see if I've got it right, my darling : this morning after I left, you wanted to watch Bambi, right? and you had begun watching it but then your friend John arrived at our house, yes? » Shy child, nodding : "Yes." Mum : "Then he asked you if you wanted to play marbles with him, yes? And you went along with it. Is that so? Shy child : "yes" Mum : "Then you both went out into the yard. Since it was hot in the sun, you decided to settle down in the shade, right? And both of you won. Did I get it right, sweetie?" Shy child : "Yes, mummy." Mum : "Very good, love. John is a nice little chap, isn't he?". Shy child : "Oh yes mummy, he is!"