写一张支票给他!

Please check my translation.
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One A Jew [This is OK in a joke or in a story of the times but not elsewhere since this is a derogatory term.  "Jewish" used as an adjective is a better term] died.
His friends and relatives have gathered for funeral.
The Jewish priest announced, said:

"The deceased had left a will! the testament. He wanted that we put $100, 000 dollars be put in the coffin."

Jews The mourners began to gathering the money.

The priest cried out:

"JewsPeople! What do are you trying to do?! For goodness sake! Just write out a check to him!

一个犹太人死亡了。
他的亲友集了为葬礼。 家眷好友来送殯
犹太牧師公宣的教士说了:
- 死者有一个遗嘱。他要我们在棺材里恭奉置放十万块美金。
所有的犹太人们都开始收集钱 全部弔喪者馬上筹集。
教士牧師大喊道:
- 犹太人们!你做你们干什么?!
写一张支票就可以了!给他!

Haha! Another great one!

Hey! This looks great! The only comment I would have for you is "你做什么?!" in this context might be best translated as "What are you doing?!"

写一张支票给他!

Please check my translation.
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One jew died.
His friends and relatives have gathered for funeral.
Jewish priest said:
- The deceased left the testament. He wanted that we put 100 000 dollars in the coffin.
Jews began to gather money.
Priest cried:
- Jews! What do you do?! Write out a check to him!

一个犹太人死亡了。
他的亲友集了为葬礼。
犹太的教士说了:
- 死者有一个遗嘱。他要我们在棺材置放十万块美金。
所有的犹太人们都开始收集钱。
教士大喊道:
- 犹太人们!你做什么?!
写一张支票给他!