Tips to get old

Tips to get old. Eat a half, drink twice. Sleeping three times,laugh four times and make love all whenever possible.

Do you agree?

Tips on getting old: Eat half as much, drink twice as much, sleep three times as much, laugh four times as much and make love whenever (it's?) possible.

The it's would change the meaning a bit. 

Do you agree?

I'd say drink twice as much water, but not beer. :) The rest agree with heartily. 

Tips to get old

Tips to get old. Eat a half, drink twice. Sleeping three times,laugh four times and make love all whenever possible.

Do you agree?

(Not a literal translation, but one to convey your message in a way that makes more sense to English speakers.  Hope you don't mind :)

Tips on living a long life.  Eat half as much as you drink, sleep three times as much as you drink, laugh four times as much as you sleep and make love whenever possible.  Do you agree?

(No es una traducción literal, pero uno para transmitir su mensaje de una manera que tiene más sentido para los angloparlantes . Espero que no te importe :)

Consejos para vivir una larga vida . Comer la mitad de lo que bebe, sueño tres veces más de lo que bebe, reír cuatro veces más que a dormir y hacer el amor siempre que sea posible . Estás de acuerdo ?