A joke in China:

A bus station was named: east south west north square of BeiJin. But when the bus arrived at this station, the reporting system said“Dear traveler, we are getting at the front door, please get off from the back door!” I witnessed two foreigners so confused. I don't get it and so can't correct it.  Can you write it in Chinese if you are interested to have this presented.

When I was a kid, my father began to teach taught me how to cook. ing, He told me,

“Trust me, a man have has to learn  to be a good cooker, . Only in this way that you will not never be get hungry when if your wife goes back to her home family because of some marital spat. unhappy things with you.”

But now, However, nowadays I am never hungry.  My wife and mom ware watching TV. It is outside, my father and I who are doing is the cooking  in hushed silence!in the kitchen silently.

Chinese Jokes

They will forget you when you become penniless.  This is have no money if you make friends because of using your wealth. Your friends will leave you once your power is gone if you make friendships based on strong power. You will be get hurt when the emotion disappears if [makes no sense in English. I'm only guessing.  If you want an accurate correction, write in Chinese] when your looks are gone if beauty is just the reason you make friends due to emotion. You can only go far peacefully with your friends if you make them just according to your heart. [Same here] Friendships will go far if they are based on other factors such as admirability, sincerity etc.

The most tragic thing in this world for most people is that not they do not know what they want, but is that they will not start embarking on their journey even though they know what they will wanted to persue.

After graduation from universities, some one get a wonderful business, will succeed but others no closer to their dreams. someone get a fat ass.

One day, a mouse cames across a male tom cat in a house. The mouse was trapped in is forced to stay at a corner and no way to escape. so that he has no way to run away, he is scared so much that he begin to shake up, Trembling from head to tail, he begged, says

“Milord, please, please don't not eat me. I have to get back to my home, My kids need me. Please let me go!”

The cat replied,

says“Do not worryFear not, I will shall not eat you. To be honest, I have to shall tell you this quietly... I'm am a vegetarian. I do not eat any meat, You are so lucky to meet me!”

The mouse was relieved and exclaimed, says

“How What a wonderful today is! How lucky that I am! It is unbelievable that I came across a cat who is a vegetarian!”

Just then during this second, the cat throws himself pounced on the mouse and helds the mouse stable it with his claws and bites into the mouse its throat with his its sharp fangsteeth. As the mouse was gasping its last breath, it cried out, asks the cat painfully with his last breathing

“Did you not you tell me that you are a vegetarian?, You do not take any meat? Is that are a liar! lying?”

The cat says merely answered,

“No, It is true that I do not take partake any meat, but I can exchange you for some vegetables.”

As he licking his mouse.