Tough Luck

When I came back returned  my home yesterday evening, it was ten o'clock.After I had have having a bath and going gone to bed, I remembered reminded that my cellphone was left  in the my car. So I took my house keys brought key of my home,and went to the stopping place where under the floor underground car park .When I tried to open the car ,OH,my God, I realized that I forgot the car key, my poor memory (you wouldn't say "my poor memory". It's not grammatically wrong, but it's not what we would say. "What a terrible memory!" sounds better). I only went back to the car.The foolist craziest thing is,this time I put the home's key into my bag and picked the car's key from my bag then went out of my home .I had the cellphone but I was not able to let me in .
Ehrm... do you mean to say that "I took the house key out of my handbag and put the car key into the handbag and then left the house."?

What a woeful eveining.What a foolish me!

I would say" what a hellish evening! How silly of me!".

there are stronger expressions, but I think these are enough.
You wrote very very well! The story was complicated, but you managed to express yourself, be proud of it!