我的介绍。

大家好，我的英文名字叫是Jeff。我也有中文名字，可但是我记不得怎么写。我在南京出生，四岁时我搬家被移民到美国。我长大时候避免学汉语可惜小時对学習中文無趣，可是我现在想改变注意了。

原因是为了我想学中文因为我有很多亲戚住在中国多些跟大陸亲戚多些联絡，所以我想能够与他们沟通。

下次我去回中国时, 我也並不要被看為起来像一个大傻瓜。每次我回到中国，給陌生人有看着我疑惑的表情, 在心裡說, "为什么这个中国人黄皮肤不会说普通話中文？[中文, Chinese includes Cantonese, Shanghainese and all other various dialects.  You need to be more precise in using Mandarin, or common speech] 他是很害羞还是个笨蛋?" 我觉得好笑，也觉得有点伤感。也许我的亲戚友们会停止叫我是个 “外国佬”。大概不会吧。

It's best if you can also provide your English version.  This way, bilinguals can help you with the nuances of the language :)

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我的介绍。

大家好，我的英文名字叫Jeff。我也有中文名字，可是我记不得怎么写。我在南京出生，四岁我搬家到美国。我长大时候避免学汉语，可是我现在想改变。

我想学中文因为我有很多亲戚住在中国，所以我想能够与他们沟通。

下次我去中国我也不要看起来像一个傻瓜。每次我回到中国，陌生人看着我疑惑的表情, "为什么这个中国人不会说中文？他是很害羞还是笨蛋?" 我觉得好笑，也有点伤感。也许我的亲戚会停止叫我 “外国佬”。大概不会。

Hi everyone, my English name is Jeff. I also have a Chinese name, but I forgot how to write it. I was born in Nanjing, and moved to the United States when I was four years old. I avoided studying Mandarin when I grew up, but I'm trying to change that now.

I want to study Chinese because I have many relatives living in China, so I want to be able to communicate with them.

Also, next time I go to China, I don't want to look like a fool. Everytime I go back to China, strangers look at me with a puzzled facial expression, "Why doesn't this person that looks Chinese speak Chinese? Is he very shy or stupid?" I found it funny, but also a little sad. Maybe my relatives will stop calling me "WAIGUOLAO". Probably not.