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5 Tips OfFor How You Forget About Love and Sex In Your Life

People say if you love someone and have sex with him/herthem it's amazing. I don't know, if they are right or wrong(/correct), because I never experienced either onethe first or the second in my life. Beside, there are so muchmany great things you can do besides this useless stuff. Here are some of my tips, which suggestions that I have personally experienced by myself which should help you forget about all this. Maybe you have your own as well, then in which case you might add them to the list.

Attention: Some of my tips might be too violent or too crazy for you. Neither I do I neither force you to read it, nor do you have to follow them. If you want, you can look at this as being see this as some kind of written for fun as well. But to me, it is meant seriously.

1. Listen to Heavy Metal
Heavy Metal can be fast and hard, but also long and slow, just as sex often isis very often, from what I've heard. Heavy Metal makes you forget about it all and gives you physical psychical power, as it raises your testosterone level, which kills the hormones whichthat are making you think about love and sex.

2. Whisky/Whiskey
There is something which tastes much better, than anythe skin of any girl. My personal favourite(/favorite, amerikanische Rechtschreibung) is nothing less than a bottle of, howas I call it, "good old Jack" (Jack Daniels). You might have anotherdifferent favourites and that's fine as well. Drink it straightthem pure or mix them with whatever you want. Tastes much better and lasts much longer than any relationship, but kills you as well if you drink too much (alcohol poisoning, overdose is for drugs other than alcohol such as heroin or cocaine)receive an overdoze.

3. Walk lot's of kilometres many kilometers (besser gesagt:  Hike long distances, or Go for a long walk/hike)
Good for your legs and you don't even spendlose any money. Doing Taking a long walk through the countryside spends a lot of energy,expires your energy very much but at the same time, you can find much more interesting things near thebeside your path. Animals, flowers, or high points overlooks with a great view ofover the nature. After you'vre finisheddone walking, your will be so tired that you have forgotten all about girls, especially if you do long hikes marches up to 16 Kilometres without taking long having big breaks.

4. Drive
SThe smell of oil in the air, engines running and wheels are turning. The perfect time for a fast ride, no matter if it is a Ccar or Mmotorcycle. The feeling of driving down a straight road at a pleasant high speed is undescribable. After experiencing this you have experienced this freedom, you have found (/discovered) something much better than love and sex, because and you always want to get back on the road again. This actually sounds a bit like a colloquial saying for sex, wanting to take/have another ride.

5. Eat well
The more and better food you eat, the more you are full and tired and have no power left for any girl. You just want to fall asleep. Just don't eat too much because just like alcohol this can kill you as well as any girl and makes you fat.

5 Tips Of How You Forget About Love and Sex In Your Life

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6. Rennen
Lauf weit und breit, um deine wenige Erfolg mit den Frauen zu vergessen. Wenn das Wind läuft in deiner Haare, die Augen weinen, und die schöne Mädels sieht mehr wie hässliche Affen aus. Es gibt auch einen weiteren Vorteil: die Mädels magen kleine Rennhose, und wenn du Fit oder wenigstens Jung bist, kannst du mindestens vielleicht eine ältere Frau finden, die sympatisch mit deiner Pleite in Zusammenhang mit der Liebe ist.

7. Rauchen
Du wirst cooler aussehen, und kriegst gleichzeitig ein gutes Gefühl im Gehirn. Mindestens hast du etwas zu tun, sonst Reden mit der hübschen Mädels, wenn du in der Kneipe bist. Aber sei vorsichtig, es schadet die Lungen. Vielleicht kannst du irgendwie eine sympatische Mädel finden, wenn Krebs in deine Lungen drin ist.

8. Ein Heimtier Kaufen
Ich schlage einen Fisch vor, selbst habe ich einen Beta. Fischen brauchen wenige Pflege, und kann man von der Mädels ablenken. Die haben aber nicht so viele Vorteilen als Hunden. Wenn man genug Zeit hat auf einem Hund sich zu kümmern, ist die Tür breiter geöffnet, schöne Frauen zu treffen. Wenn du das Frauenproblem lösen anstatt einer Ablenkung finden willst, solltest du wahrscheinlich einen Hund besorgen. Kätzen sind einen Kompromiss zwischen Hünden und Fischen aber ich kann sie nicht empfehlen, weil sie viel mehr Pflege als Fischen brauchen, und niemand trifft schöne Mädchens auf der Straße durch seine Katze. Noch schlimmer bei der Kätzen ist, manche so unfreundlich zu Besuchern sind, sie werden neue Geliebten angreifen wenn die durch die Tür der Wohnung eintretten. Dann müsste man wieder eine Ablenkung finden, aber die Fische wäre auch dann wahrscheinlich schon gegessen.

5 Tips of How You Forget about Love and Sex in Your Life

People say if you love someone and have sex with him/her it's amazing. I don't know if they are right or wrong because I never experienced the first or the second in my life. Besides, there are so many great things you can do besides this useless stuff. Here are some of my tips that I've experienced by myself which help you forget about all this. Maybe you have your own as well, then you might add them to the list.

Attention: Some of my tips might be too violent or too crazy for you. Neither I do force you to read it, nor do you have to follow them. If you want, you can see this as some kind of written fun as well. But to me, it is meant seriously.

1. Listen to Heavy Metal

Heavy Metal can be fast and hard; but also long and slow just as sex is very often, from what I've heard. Heavy Metal makes you forget about it all and gives you physical power as it raises your testosterone level that kills the hormones which are making you think about love and sex.

2. Whisky/Whiskey

 
There is something which tastes much better than any skin of any girl. My personal favourite is nothing less than a bottle of, how I call it, "good old Jack" (Jack Daniels). You might have different favourites and that's fine as well. Drink them pure or mix them with whatever you want. It tastes much better and lasts much longer than any relationship, but kills you as well if you receive an overdose.

3. Walk Lots of Kilometers

It's good for your legs and you don't even spend any money. A long walk through the countryside exhausts your energy very much,but at the same time, you can find many more interesting things beside your path: animals, flowers or high points with a great view over nature. After you've done walking, you will be so tired that you have forgotten all about girls; especially if you do long hikes up to 16 kilometers without having long breaks.

4. Drive

When there is the smell of oil in the air, engines running and wheels turning, no matter if it is a car or motorcycle, it's the perfect time for a fast ride.  The feeling of driving down a straight road at a pleasant speed is (undescribable)/(indescribable).  After you have experienced this freedom, you have found something much better than love and sex; because you will always want to get back on the road again.

5. Eat Well

 
The more and better food you eat, the more you are full and tired; then you will have no power left for any girl, and you just want to fell asleep. Just don't eat too much, because just like with alcohol, this can kill you as well as any girl and makes you fat.