November strawberries.
You think my cat is crazy? I have got another living object in the surroundings of my home that is even more loco. I have strawberries on my balcony. One plant seems to think winter will never come. It is still producing flowers, useless since all pollen spreading insects are hibernating or dead. It managed to produce strawberries though. See the picture below! They are green, they are small, but what the heck, it's November. You should not criticize November strawberries! I will eat them! Okay, they are dirty, they are rotten and there probably are snails in them, but, think how good this is for the environment and the greenhouse effect! I will make jelly of them, I have sugar, I have an apple; the skin of the apple contains an acid you need for jelly. Tomorrow I will show you a picture of my sandwich I have made with it. And may-be the day after you get a picture of me in bed with stomach problems.
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November Strawberries.
You think my cat is crazy? I have got another living thing object in the surroundings of my home surrounding that is even more loco. I have grow strawberries on my balcony. One plant seems to think winter is not here will never come. It is still producing useless flowers, useless since all pollen spreading insects the pollinators are either hibernating or dead. However, it managed to produce strawberries! though. See the picture below! They are greenish! They are small! But what the heck? It's November! You should not criticize November strawberries! I will eat them! Okay, they are onot lucsious looking; dirty, they look mealy are rotten and there are probably are snails in them. However, but think how good this is for the environment and the greenhouse effect! I will make jelly out of them, I have sugar, I have an apple; the skin of the apple contains an acid you need for jelly. Tomorrow I will shall show you a picture of my sandwich with the homemade jam. I have made with it. And may-be perhaps, God forbid, a the day after you get a picture of me in bed with stomach problems!
Very good, witty and humourous. Your title just caught my eye and I just have to read to find out.
Small, yes but they look fine to me in the picture. Of course not as juicy as those in summer. :)
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November strawberries.
You think my cat is crazy? I've got another living organism in my house that is even more loco. I have strawberries on my balcony. One plant seems to think winter will never come. It is still producing flowers, although it's useless since all pollen spreading insects are hibernating or dead. It has even managed to produce some strawberries. Have a look at the picture below! They are green, they are small, but what the heck, it's November. You shouldn't criticize these November strawberries! I'm going to eat them! Okay, they are dirty, they are rotten and there probably infested with bugs, but think how good this is for the environment and the ozone layer! I going to make jelly from them, I have sugar, I have an apple; the skin of the apple contains an acid you need for jelly. Tomorrow I'll show you a picture of my sandwich I have made with it. And maybe the following day you'll get to see a picture of me in bed with stomach pains/cramps.
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I was in Amsterdam in the beginning of November and I was amazed by how green the grass was and how all the trees still had so many leaves! In Oklahoma where I live it was not as cold as it was in Amsterdam. Still, the grass was brown and the trees were nearly bare at that time. Strange indeed, to me.
I wonder how those strawberries taste.
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That is really strange!
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Promise me you will invite me to your balcony :P
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