Steven Bradbury wins gold! Please laugh (and help me).

I aim to improve my understanding of oral English, especially about winter sports, because I will be (I hope) a volunteer in the Olympic Games in Sochi 2014. Today's video, which I tried to write out, will make you laugh. Sorry, I cannot clearly hear(?) many words. Please help me to understand all.
Sliding into number four of the incredible ice capades that sent an Aussie skater racing into the pages of the Olympic history.
- Ah! Stevey Bradbury. What a legend!
- Mike, that *** is blessed. That's all I can say.

When the start of pistol went off at the 2002 Salt Lake City Winter Olympics, speed skater Steven Bradbury who's just happy to be in the final...
-I was very fortunate in semi-finals as well. In the last left three this guys in the front fell over. *** that one was able to dis-qualify. So I won the semi-final. And I thought will … you know, gonna rest fine with the same technique again.

Steven Bradley is still back in ***, so this race is by no means over.

And then suddenly, heheh ** *** *** *** in front of it.

Chinese get on the outside, ooh it's lot of contact ooh and all *** ** ** Bradbury is going to come through and win gold!
That look on his face. when he realized everybody else had gone down … And it was just like...of, of what oh, my god!
- Wow! Am I in a dream?
Steven Bradbury for the *** of the field is ***ing his first Olympic ***
- When I crossed the line , I sort of put my arms up in the air half in celebration and half in not knowing what to do.
Those guys were going too fast they lost control so he deserves the medal. He was the one that was *** on his skates.
- Clearly the guy can skate *** he's okay.
- Without the ten years of preparation, Bradbury would not have been in the final.
It was in fact Australia's first ever Winter Olympics gold medal.
- He won! He's got an olympic gold medal, hangs it around his neck. Hello! we'll really love one of those 
- Just felt that I was a couple of seconds there and *** ** ** ** That was made just for me.

Steven Bradbury wins gold! Please laugh (and help me).

I aim to improve my understanding of oral English, especially about winter sports, because I will be (I hope) a volunteer in the Olympic Games in Sochi 2014. Today's video I tried to write out will make you laugh. Sorry, I cannot hear clearly many words. Please help me to understand all.
Sliding into number four of the incredible ice capades that sends an Aussie skater racing into the pages of the Olympic history.
- Ah! Steven Bradbury. What a legend!
- Mike, that *** *** is blessed, that's so *** ***.

When the start of pistol went off of the 2002 Salt Lake City Winter Olympics, speed skater Steven Bradbury was just happy to be in the final...
-I was very fortunate in the semi-final as well. On the last left 3 this guy in front fell *** So I was the semi-final and I thought well you know, I'm gonna rest fine with the same technic again last for skating for forever.
And then suddenly ***
oooh and there are a lot of contact and Bradbury is going to come through and win gold!
That look on his face, when he realized that everybody else had gotten there, and it was just like...oh, oh what Oh my god!
- What!? Am I in a dream?
Steven Bradbury **** staining a line first ***
- When I crossed a line , I sort of put my arms up in the air half in celebration and half in not knowing what to do.

Those guys were going too fast and lost control. So he deserves the medal. He was the one who was standing on his skates.
- Clearly the guy can skate, right? he's OK.
- Without the ten years of preparation, Bradbury would not be in the final.
He was in fact Australia's first ever Winter Olympic's gold medal.
- He won! He's got an olympic gold medal and hangs it around his neck and hello! We'll (need?) love one of those.
- Just felt it was a couple of seconds there that was ***  *** *** That was made just for me.