A Quite Low HAHA Point
Somehow anything plain can make me laugh out loud recently. I didn't know why. It's kind of crazy.
Last night I was hitting books in bed, a few mosqitoes were kissing my legs and making disturbing noise. I squashed one on the wall, no blood! "Oh, a gentleman was killed by me", I exclaimed. "Damn it, mosqitoes here are all leech-like female!" Redella said while rubbing her spotty arm. "Ah, too bad for you, Redella. See, at least Leah has got some male mosqitoes. You did get some, but I guess they are all lesbian..." A voice came from Leslie's bed. I kept on laughing about it whole night loooooool
And this morning when I woke up, I saw a message on QQ. It said "oh dear weather, you don't need to show off more, I know you are hoooooooooooooot". I was like...AHAHAHAHA, whole morning xD
So, time for books again...
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What Swehi said and one more...
Last night I was hitting the books in bed,
hitting books = punching books
"hitting the books" = reading / studying / homework
English is silly like that!
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A Quite Low HAHA Point
Somehow, anything plain can make me laugh out loud recently. I don't know why. It's kind of crazy.
Last night I was hitting books in bed, a few mosquitoes were kissing my legs and making disturbing noises. I squashed one on the wall; no blood! "Oh, a gentleman was killed by me", I exclaimed. "Damn it, mosquitoes here are all leech-like female!", Redella said, while rubbing her spotty arm. "Ah, too bad for you, Redella. See, at least Leah has got some male mosqitoes. You did get some, but I guess they are all lesbian..." Said a voice coming from Leslie's bed. I kept on laughing about it whole all night. (loooooool)
And This morning when I woke up, I saw a message on QQ. It said "oh dear weather, you don't need to show off (any?)more, I know you are hoooooooooooooot". I was like...AHAHAHAHA, all whole morning xD
So, time for to hit the books again...
"leech-like female" I have never heard that expression before lol.
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Catching mosquitoes with chopsticks? Wow! Asanka is right, I can't kill them because I don't have the heart to kill any living creature.
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@Leah and Seda:
I think Seda can't kill mosquitoes because she don't like it, not because she's not capable of hunting down the poor insect :D
Am I right Seda?
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@Seda You know, Chinese Kongfu masters can catch mosquitoes by chopsticks. So, Chinese people seem to be gifted in this field. I'll teach you when I'm done with the exams, alive xD
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