an anecdote

A woman is eager to get married but no man dares to tie the knot with her as she is so ugly that any one would recoil at the sight of her appereance. She has become desperate after several failed trials attempts to appeal to her targeted gentlemen. One day she was kidnapped by a gang on her way to her parents' home for to get comfort and consolation from them. The kidnappers were all freaked out by the perfect fright on her hideous face and decided to release her immediately after a brief discussion amongst themselves. She was really despaired upset when she learnt that she was being released.being let go because she had begun to have a ray of hope to partner with a real man upon being highjacked by the gang. It was better to held captive and have a chance with a real man than being released. She refused to get off the vehicle and won in the stoush with the gang members who tried every effort to get rid of her. 1 and evaded every attempt by the gang to rid her from them.  Finally The head of gang boss ordered his fellows underlings to abandon the car in which she was held in.  He realized that it was impossible to get her out of the vehicle.carrying the woman when he realized that it was impossible to get her out by force.

1.  Don't use slang and worse still, an archaic slang.  This slang is from Australia and New Zealand, very obscure and I have to look up in the dictionary!