The government forbids hooking up with Italians no matter how sexy they are (Satirical news) The following is an article's translation from a satirical online magazine. https://www.elmundotoday.com/2020/03/el-gobierno-prohibe-durante-las-proximas-dos-semanas-liarse-con-italianos-por-muy-romanticos-sexys-y-guapos-que-sean/ The Spanish government forbids hooking up with Italians during the next two weeks no matter how romantic, sexy and smart they are. “We must forget about their strong hugs, at least for now” the government advises. Asking the population to make a huge effort “of contention”, the government has solicited to the Spanish citizens to try to ignore any romantic endeavour from the Italians and we must do everything we can to avoid falling to their complements and ending up surrender to their arms. “Their hair is wild and manly, but for now our relationship with them must be platonic, we must settle and imagine them in our deepest intimate dreams and that’s all”, said minister Maritxell Batet without being able to hold a sigh. “No matter how romantic, sexy and handsome the Italians are, Spaniards must remain with their current partners, at least during the next weeks, no matter how difficult it seems”, said the spokesperson, informing about the government's prohibition of direct flights to Italy in order to avoid people acting crazy and making a trip to Rome following the love of their life. At the eleventh hour, millions of Spaniards have locked themselves in their homes in order to listen to romantic Italian songs while their think about Filippo and his powerful chest. “E ritorno da te perche ancora ti voglio, e ritorno da te contro il vento che c’è, Io ritorno perche ho bisogno di te, ei respirare fuori da questa inquetudine”, citizens have declared.