On History The Best Chinese's Enlish Writing

用英语写作文？哈哈，有点像在学校英语考试。嘻～～～
Writing in English ? haha , it's just like English Exam in school . Xi~~~
Writing an essay in English? Haha, it's a bit like an English exam in school, hehe...

不过，我有英语翻译工具哦，也许会帮上一点点忙吧。。
But , I have English translation tool , mabey got a little help .....
But hey, I have an English translation tool. It may be able to help me a bit.

但我估计，整篇文章下来，将错漏百出，惨不忍堵啊
But I think , entire chapter article end , it may be a lot of mistake inside , too ghastly to look .
But I think that when I have written the entire essay, there would be a lot of mistakes, and it would be so bad to even look at.

不过，好像中国的成语，英语没法翻译，这是个头疼的问题。
But , Chinese Idiom may be can not translated by English , all right ? That is really an annoying problem !
Still, take for example Chinese idioms. They cannot be translated into English, which is an annoying problem.

但愿，说英语的人们，能够聪明一点，能破解我的意思。
I wish , English speaker would became a little clever , and that may be understand the mean .
But I wish that English speakers would be a bit more clever and understand what I mean.

好像，写了这么多，本身就是一篇文章了哦，嘻嘻，
As if , write so much , itself just as a article , Xixi....
It seems that after writing so much, it has already become an essay by itself, hehe...

我好像在做一道中文翻译英语的题～～～搞笑。
I just like doing a Chinese To English translation exam ~~~~~So funny ~~~
I feel like I'm doing a Chinese-to-English translation question. It's hilarious.

好吧，就让我使出我的毕生绝学------14年的英语学习经历，
OK, just let me use my Lifetime Unique Skill --------14 years of English learning experience,
Alright, let me use my ultimate skill - 14 years of experience in learning English,

来写一篇史上最牛中国人英语作文吧.
to write a On History The Best Chinese's Enlish Writing .
to write "History's Most 牛 English Essay Written by a Chinese"

够给力吧，各位，不要被雷到哦。嘻嘻。。。。。。
That's enough Give Power ? Eveyt body , don't by Thunder Down , Xixi......
It's powerful enough, right? Don't get struck down by it, everybody, hehe...

Indeed, one of the best and most humourous piece I corrected here in ITALKI.  Excellent job! :)

On History's The Best Chinese's English Writing Essay Written By A Chinese

用英语写作文？哈哈，有点像在学校英语考试。嘻～～～
Writing in English ? haha , it's just like English Exam in school . Xi~~~
Writing English essays? haha.  Just like writing English essays for exams.  Hee hee.

不过，我有英语翻译工具哦，也许会帮上一点点忙吧。。
But , I have English translation tool , mabey got a little help .....
However with English translation tools, I may get some help... Not true... see http://jeffican.bokee.com/viewdiary.239674598.html

但我估计，整篇文章下来，将错漏百出，惨不忍堵啊
But I think , entire chapter article end , it may be a lot of mistake inside , too ghastly to look .
I guessed that when my essay is completed, there will be so many mistakes that I would not have the heart to look at them.

不过，好像中国的成语，英语没法翻译，这是个头疼的问题。
But , Chinese Idiom may be can not translated by English , all right ? That is really an annoying problem !
However, there is no way English can translate Chinese idioms.  A headache to do so.  Totally agreed with you having a headache.  Difficult to translate but not impossible.

但愿，说英语的人们，能够聪明一点，能破解我的意思。
I wish , English speaker would became a little clever , and that may be understand the mean . But then I wish English speakers would be more astute to second guess my thoughts.  By the same token, Chinese should be more astute in second guessing English idioms. :)

好像，写了这么多，本身就是一篇文章了哦，嘻嘻，
As if , write so much , itself just as a article , Xixi....
Just like this, after writing so much, it had become an essay! hee hee.

我好像在做一道中文翻译英语的题～～～搞笑。
I just like doing a Chinese To English translation exam ~~~~~So funny ~~~
It is as if I had done a Chinese to English translation exam...  So laughable.

好吧，就让我使出我的毕生绝学------14年的英语学习经历，
OK, just let me use my Lifetime Unique Skill --------14 years of English learning experience,
Ok then, let me hurl out my utimate learning - 14 years of English study experience.

来写一篇史上最牛中国人英语作文吧.
to write a On History The Best Chinese's Enlish Writing . To compose History's most obstinate essay written in English by a Chinese!

够给力吧，各位，不要被雷到哦。嘻嘻。。。。。。
That's enough Give Power ? Eveyt body , don't by Thunder Down , Xixi......Powerful enough?  Okay everyone, just don't get hit by lightning! hee hee.