How I went to a hospital.

The day before yesterday I had a cold. It was strong wind and rain, but we must do our work, and we lifted by the car lift to our equipment. It was very cold, brrr. So I had a cold. Yesterday afternoon I went to the hospital. I had the rhinitis, the red throat, the shivers and the weakness, but I had no high temperature, and our doctors doesn’t give you me the sick list, if you have no the high temperature. I asked her (the doctor): “why?” She told me: “who will be working if I give the release from work any body who has this symptoms?” Then I sad: “so I must to go to the work and to infect my colleagues?” On that she answered: ”Any way, you do not will be at you home, you will go by your businesses” Very interesting logic… Though I had the sick list, I just had good luck, my temperature rose and the doctor was forced to give me that sick list. Today I feel bad, but have no high temperature. If I had no gave this sick list, I am being at the work now. That’s our medicine! Be not ill!

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How I Went to a Hospital.

The day before yesterday, I had a cold. There was strong wind and rain, but had to do our work, and we lifted our equipment into the car. [*] It was very cold. Brrrr.  So I caught a cold. Yesterday afternoon I went to the hospital. I suffered from rhinitis, shivers, and weakness, and my throat was red, but I didn't have a high temperature, and our doctors don't put you on the sick list, if you don't have a high temperature. I asked her (the doctor): “Why?” She told me, “Who will work if I give a release from work to everyone who has your symptoms?” Then I said, “So I have to go to the work and to infect my coworkers?” To that she answered, ”In any event, you wouldn't stay home; you'll go by your business."  [*]  Very interesting logic… Even though I wasn't put on the sick list then [*], I just had good luck: my temperature rose, and the doctor was forced to put me on the sick list. Today I feel bad, but don't have a high temperature. If I weren't on the sick list, I would be at work now. That’s our medical system.  Don't get sick!

*  Each time I used an asterisk (*), it means I could not clearly understand what you were trying to say.  So I had to guess.  Sorry.