Strasbourg court ratifies Ross and Rachel were not on a break -Translation from a satirical magazine This time I think the article I've chosen to translate is too much for my limited skills. Please, if it's too messy to correct, at least let me know to whether anything makes sense or I've messed up so much that it makes no sense. https://www.elmundotoday.com/2019/06/el-tribunal-de-estrasburgo-ratifica-que-ross-y-rachel-no-estaban-juntos-cuando-el-se-acosto-con-la-chica-de-la-fotocopiadora/ Strasbourg court ratifies Ross and Rachel were no longer together when he slept with the Copy girl The sentence is subject to no appeal and obliges Rachel to be back together with Ross within a maximum period of three months. The European Court of Human Rights acquits Ross unappealable on their verdict, published last afternoon, on behalf of the man’s alleged infidelity while he was “on a break” or “just in a fight” with Rachel. Seventeen judges from the Grand Chamber sentence on their statement “the de facto interruption of the couple’s life as such can and must be understood as a potentially definitive break which was given legitimacy to both parts to explore other emotional bonds, both temporary and definitive”. Nevertheless, the court states Ross’ decision to sleep with the Copy girl “can be subject of licit reproach by Rachel’s part, but it any case incurs in infidelity”. The verdict constitutes a truly hard blow for the accusation and far from solving the controversy as intended, has lead Rachel’s lawyers to question the Grand Chamber’s objectivity, accusing judges of sexism and falling into “a simplistic analysis that doesn’t contemplate the subtleties inherent to a relationship between to people which go beyond any verbal agreement subscribed on moments of anger or twitching”. The Grand Chamber’s decision shall be definitively admitted and a referral application would be only accepted “if the matter presents a major concern related to the interpretation or to the Agreement’s enforcement or any of its Protocols or a matter of a serious general nature”, as stipulated on said Agreement. The verdict obliges Rachel to be back together with Ross within a maximum period of three months.