A real cup of coffee sneaks into a Starbucks (Translation from a satiral magazine) https://www.elmundotoday.com/2019/05/un-vaso-de-cafe-de-verdad-se-cuela-en-un-starbucks/ A real cup of coffee sneaks into a Starbucks “It totally takes me out of the Starbucks universe. What a mistake!” complain a client. Scenes of confusion have been witnessed this morning at a Seattle Starbucks when a client detected the presence of a real cup of coffee hidden among the rest of regular products the brand offers. “This is coffee ¿What is it doing here? It takes me totally out from the Starbucks universe” a fan complained to the bartenders who didn’t know how to explain why there was a recently made black coffee. “The bill says this coffee is only 1.50 $. It doesn’t make any sense. This doesn’t belong here” acknowledged one of the workers, smelling the cup and admitting “it smells like recently made coffee, this is coffee for coffee lovers”. The Firm has already apologised on social media and they don’t rule out the idea someone may have sneak that coffee that tastes like coffee into the establishment just in order to harm the company by breaking the coffee’s fiction with a real one. “If they are going to start serving us ground coffee without milk or cream nor chocolate, they should warn us because we don’t like coffee. We like “Frapuccino”, “Spice latte” and all these things they’ve always had here. Can you imagine what could have happened if I take a sip by mistake? I can’t stand coffee” protested a lady at the establishment’s doors which have been closed until everything gets clarify. That’s not all. Some witnesses assure, not far from this cup, on the floor, they could see “something like brown cockroaches, hard as a stone, those ones you see on coffee packages. I don’t know what they are, but it’s disgusting!”. Pictures of the cup of coffee are already on social media. “Black coffee. Can you imagine it? What are we? Old people? I had to google it to figure out what that disgusting black liquid was” posted a teenager on Twitter who was laughing at the Starbucks “mistake”. “I can’t believe such a big company can make these mistakes. Next, they will be playing music as a background sound. I’m telling you” she added. Starbucks insists on their commitment with offering beverages “whit just a touch of coffee”, whit huge amounts of sugar, excessively overheated and much more expensive than what a simple black coffee “with a disgusting coffee taste” is worth at any café for coffee lovers. “Our coffee is 100% fiction” settled the firm this morning.