In case you are wondering, I'm named after the «poolooceman» in Allo Allo, the British sitcom. Il est l'homme anglais qui ne parle pas français très bien! Separately, I thought I'd mention that I'm learning a language which uses the phrase "to have the cockroach" / «avoir le cafard» to mean "I'm feeling down". Lol - This is going to take me forever!