12102018(Writing Practice) How Deep Is The River? A man riding horse came to a stranger river. He asked a young man how deep this river is. "Not deep," the boy replied. The man was going to cross the river, but he found quickly that the horse and him must swim if they want to live. When the man arrived the other side of river, he tured around and shouted: "I thought you said the river is not deep?" "Yes," the boy replied, "It is only up to half of my grandpa's duck.

05102018(Writing Practice)The Strange Question The 4-year-old John ran up to house. "Mom, do you know Jack's neck?" His mom didn’t answer this nonsense question. "Mom, I said--do you know Jack's neck?" "Oh, yes," his mom gave up, "I think I know Jack's neck. What's wrong?" "Oh, he just jump into pond and the water to his neck." And two more sentences: 1.At the scene of pop concert, all the fans is crazy. 2.Mr. Bruce, you can’t get away, we put a man on all the exits.

(Writing Practice)Payment A little pretty seven-year old girl went into a shop in village. She said: "I want to buy some cloth for my doll clothes." The shopkeeper give her a sheet of cloth. "How much?" the little girl asked. "A kiss." the owner replied. "OK," the girl turned around and left, said:"Grandma let me tell you she will pay you tomorrow.

Please Modify The Sentences ,Thanks I married with a widow with six children, and I had five children myself by my late wife.(Here use”by” or “from”?) “God bless us” is a right sentence?

(Writing Practice)Fight I married with a widow with six children, and I had five children myself by my late wife. We have been married for four years, and our union had been blessed with three more. One day, my wife quickly entered and said, "hurry to the yard, hurry, there is fighting so hard." "What's wrong?" I questioned. She relied, "Your children and my children are fighting with our children."

（Writing Practice) The Same Result A Saturday, I went to buy food for Sunday dinner in supermarket. But when I arrived at home, I found the ham had charged $1.68 instead of $16.80. So I went back quickly with the ham and tickets, they told me they can't charge other fees. I was so glad my honest efforts. But when I was back to my car, I found a $15 fine ticket on it.

(Writing Practice) A Scapegoat A Japanese company and an American company had a boat race, The Japanese company won by a mile. (why here use "by"?) The American invited analysts to point out what went wrong. They surveyed and reported that the Japanese company had one person managing and seven people rowing, while the American company had seven managing and only one rowing. The American company adjusted its team at once. Now they had a senior manager, six consultants and one rower. In the next race, the Japanese company won two miles than American company. Then the American company fired the boat rowing.

(Writing Practice )What Are You Here For? Once I was waiting my friend at a barbershop when an old man walked into. He carefully took off his overcoat and hung it up. Next he removed his jacket and neatly put that on a hanger. Then he started to loosen his tie and unbutton the top two buttons of his shirt. Finally he sat down. The barber came to him and asked, "Sir, are you here for a haircut?" "Of course," the man replied very self-confidently. "Well, then," said the barber, "you'll need to take off your hat."

(Writing Practice) A Parrot’s Answer A boy comes to a pet shop to browse, maybe he wants to buy something. There he sees me. He asks the owner the significance of my strings."what for a parrot with a red string tied to its left leg and a green string tied to its right leg?" "well, this is a highly trained parrot. If you pull the red string he speaks French; if you pull the green string he speaks German," repiles the shopkeeper. "And what happens if I pull both the strings?" the curious shopper inquires. "I fall off my perch, you fool!" I screech.