The journey of I understand the word "d**khead". The first time I met the word "d**khead" is in an Austrilian show called <Mr. Inbetween>. The leading role of show is a bald man, without hair, laterally. There are other people who called him "d**khead". I thought I've leant. d**khead is a much unfriendly way to say bald, because there is an image in my mind of top of a d**k. The 2nd time I met the word is on a British show called <Sex Education> . The role is not bald. Still be called "d**khead". He has hair. Now I knew I am totally wrong. The word definatelly zero relevant of hair.

I collect jokes 3rd, 4th, 5th 3rd a mother: Do you have girl friend? a student: No, I don't have. What happened? Why do you ask me? a mother: I have a daughter, she is falling love with someone. He is one of the class. a student: But why do you ask only me? There are also dozens boys here. a mother: It is all good if she is not with you. 4th Condo is an abbreviation for condominiums. A: Hey, friend. You have been invited to Professor John's party, right? How was it? B: Yes, I have been to Professor John's part last Sunday. Professor John has a beautiful home. 7th floor, 2 bedrooms, one for kid, one for he and his wife. It is a really beautiful condom. After a while silence. A: Condo, not condom. 5th After a night in police station and hundred dollars penalty, I finally understand it is different from porn free and free porn.

I collect jokes. 1st and 2nd I collect jokes. Joke1: It was about the first morning in Australia. I met the janitor in the morning, he waved his hands with a big shinning smile. "Go Die Man" It was the new level of being a jerk. I had no way, no where to complain. Who would blame a lovely smiling man. So I decided to do your way. "You too, GO Die man." a big shinning fake smile, anger in my eyes, but smile on my face. One day we have a chance to talk to him. "You are a good young man, polite and kind." He said. After I stayed in Australia longer, I finally I realised what he said. "Good day, Mate" What an awkward moment, I was so sorry of what's in my mind. I did't tell him. Also I was glad I didn't do anything stupid. Joke2: In front of a customs counter. The officer said "I20" I looked this beard, bald big white guy, I was shock. but no, didn't say anything, kept calm, No judge. and why did he tell me his age, it was the big question in my mind. "Sir, thanks for telling. I am 18." I can see helpless in his eyes. "I need some air. Do I have to do this stupid things again?" After a couple seconds silence, he explained to me. PS: The Form I-20 is a United States Department of Homeland Security, specifically ICE and the Student and Exchange Visitor Program, document issued by SEVP-certified schools that provides supporting information on a student's F or M status.

Liar or light? The first time I went to an international airport. The big tall armed police officer or guard walked around, and said 'any liar? any liar?' I thought it must be the easist way to force the law. No chasing, no gun shooting，simple. In this moment, I had an eyecontact with him. I standed up more, and tapped my chest, said "not a liar, I am an honest man." The police officer, "what?" He showed me a box with many lighters. He was there to tell people no lighter goin the airplane. Should put lighters in the box before go security check.

The stupid decision what I made It was the worst day of long time in September 30th. I had vomited 3 or 4 times, liquid poop, a little fever. I had big water container. It was around 10liters big. I cut a lemon to pieces and put them all in the water container in Sep29. The second day I waked up. I wanted some water. Put some water in the glass. I smell that the water has strong smell, not good. I didn't intention to smell it before I drunk, but the glass just under my nose , I can smell it. The stupid decision I made, I thought I just waked up, my nose may not work well. So I drank it. It drink as lemon water. Not bad it smell. I finish the glass, pure 1 more cup, also finished . Then I went to office. In the rest time of the day, I vomit 3 or 4times, spend much times in toilet, liquid poop, a little fever, after a struggle night, I finally got well in the third day morning.

Where was my wallet? I have bought many things in Walmart last week, full of things in 2 big shopping bags. I went to the service counter, I need the clark there to sign my parking ticket. Shopping for free parking. I put my wallet on the table, put my 2 big bags on it. I started to look for my wallet, the parking ticket was inside. I can not find the wallet in these 2 big bags and my pocket. Because the wallet was actually behind of the bags, but I forgot. I can't find it everywhere, I was panic, the guard and clark asked what I looked for. 'my wallet, i can't find it'. I lost my patient, said anxiously. "Which cashier did you check your bill?" "NO. 19" The guard went to the cashier what I told him, if I left my wallet there. You know the ending, I accidently moved my bags, wallet was there.

False Alarm The thing happened today, I almost wet my pants. I went out jogging. After jogging, I walk to home. It's about 6:20PM. I passed by a tree. Suddenly a hand show in front of me. Dark, thin arm. The first thing in my head I got robbery. I put my hand on my pocket. I took a serious look, it was a begger child who hang in the tree.

Where are you from? if I met someone online, I asked him where you are from ? what does it mean ? Which country are you in or what is your nationality ? Thanks so much for answer me .