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A story to practice english
I am driving to a city called Rabacallos. We´re going two people in the car, me and a frend of mine named Federico. After being two hours inside the car we see a police control about three kilometres from we are.
My friend tell me- There is a police checkpoint there-
And I answer- Yes , I see.
The problem is we carry a kilo of cocaine in the car hidden in the trunk. As we approach to the check point I notice my heart is about to explode. I hear the beats of my heart faster and faster.
When We are in the check point a police come up to me and tell me :
-This is a police checkpoint may I see your identificacion?
And I tell him-of course.
I take my identity card out of my wallet and give it to the police.
The policeman ask us to get off the car because he want to search my car so we do it. he ask me to open the trunk and I do it. The police have a drug dog and they put into the trunk.
What It happened is that the dog is too dumb and it doesn´t find anything.
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Paul the devil and mouth fairy
That´s doesn´t work--shout devil. He began to trample his father´s new flower bed and crush violets---. ! There is not right!
"Marga Caralarga" had already fallen two teeth. Susana Tarambana, three. Clarisa Monalisa had lost two in a single day. Renato Mentecato was already missing four, two upper teeth ando two lower teeth. He could spit from his desk to the slate. Peporro Ceporro´s teeth was falling all his teeth. Even Guillermo El Muermo was missing one from centuries.
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It is becoming to me harder and harder to study english.
Yesterday I woke up at 09:00 p.m in the morning. I get up from my bed and I going to wake up my son so that take him to school, then I prepare breakfast for my son. When we are both having breakfast my son tells me "Dad today I don´t want to go to school" so I tell him "Why don´t you want to go to school" and he says "Because I am tired" and finally I tell him: "being tired is not a excuse to going to school.
I left my son at the school at 9:00 p.m and started my first job in the morning as an accountant in a company. I work as an accountant from 10:00 to 01:00. A person came to the office and ask me If I could make him an invoice. I made it and he doesn´t agree with the price so I had to make it again.
Well that´s all folks I looking forward your corrections
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Much alcohol can´t be drunk
I was at the party on saturday evening organized by my brother in law. There were a band of musicians playing drums and bagpipes. We were drinking red and white wine and when we were drunk we started dancing around a bonfire. All of a sudden, one of the guest, due to the alcohol, fell into the ground and injury himself in his forehead. Another guest tried to help him and the wounded´s brother get really angry to him and stand up to him in a defensive posture. The ones we were there they didn´t know what to do so we asked him if he wanted to go to the hospital. He denied to go to the hospital and what we did was healed his wounded with hydrogen peroxide and some gauzes. Until that moment we had a really good time. The worst of all was the following day hungover.
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