Well, I guess then I would have to thank you for improving the air quality ! And... are you aware of the fact that no two trees are alike? You are going to be something unique ! GREAT !!!! Me? I am not sure about changing so drastically... I like me !... but just for fun I would like to be something with wings, a bat or a butterfly would work =p but it doesn't have to be for the rest of my life, just for a couple of days ^^ =)

i'd like to be a bird and sit on every tree in this forest

It will be easier, not "more easier" :) No, I don't want to! maybe it's going to be easier but not interesting!!

What about indiscriminate tree felling?

I think if each one doing what is necessary, together we will be better !