I'm not sure what you mean about restaurant wording. But here's a joke: What is the difference between a cat and a sentence? One has claws at the end of its paws, the other has pause at the end of its clause.

I Caught Every Step 　　Mr. Brown was reading his evening paper when there came a tremendous banging down the stairs. He jumped up, ran to the hall, and discovered his schoolboy son sprawled on the floor. 　　Did you miss a step? asked his dad. 　　No, I caught every blessed one! came the bitter answered. We Left Nothing 　　Mrs Brown was going out for the day. She 　　locked the house and tacked a note for the milkman 　　on the door: NOBODY HOME. DON’T LEAVE ANYTHING. 　　When she got back that night, she found her door broken open and her house ransacked. On the note she had left, she found the following message added: 　　THANKS! WE HAVEN’T LEFT ANYTHING!