can u narrate the quality of a father?
You see, fathers are an important aspect of a young man’s life. They teach you how to throw and hit. They teach you that no matter what, no matter fucking what, you don’t let that grounder get past you. Who cares if it bounces up and hits you in the eye, if it gets past you, you’re running laps. If it gets past you, two runs score and the rest of the team is going to hate you. Keep your stance wide and your arms low and don’t let it get past, asshole.
Father’s teach you how to dribble a basketball and they’re part of the greatest sports joke ever: What’s the hardest part about [wrestling/playing golf/playing tennis] in High School? Telling your dad you’re gay.
Father’s teach you that no matter what, no matter goddamn what, do not get that girl pregnant. I don’t care how much you love her and no matter what she says to you, do not, I repeat, do not ride bareback. He does this without implying that his kids ruined his life.
Father’s teach you about team loyalty. They teach you that while you ultimately have the choice in which team you root for, there are certain teams that only fags and frontrunners root for. Thus, a good father never lets his son root for the Yankees or the Dodgers.
Finally, fathers are there when you strike out. They’re there when you drop that can of corn. They’re there when you fail to put down the bunt and when you make a baserunning error that costs your team a run. In those times, they’re there to tell you that everyone makes mistakes, you’ll get ‘em next time, and if I ever see you throw your helmet on the ground like that again I’m gonna beat your ass in front of all your friends.
And since there isn’t a father in the world who exemplifies these traits as well as one man, today we honor Hef, the greatest father the world has ever known. Congratulations, Hef. May our offspring be half as brilliant and charming and brave and courageous as you have made your own sons.,,,,,,friends more u can say ,,,,,,please try ,,,,,,for share all
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it's a good piece
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A good father makes all the difference in a child's life. He's a pillar of strength, support and discipline. His work together with the mother's is endless and often thankless. But in the end, it shows in the sound, well-adjusted children he and his wife/partner raise.
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