Hello, You want it stupid ? Ok lets make it time consuming and non cost-effective. I 'll let a building be raised parallel to the apple, but quite a distance apart . It will be way higher than the apple tree .There will be an elevator to take you right to the top of the building ,so the building will have staircases to use them as the only way to get down at the apple's tree level and a bridge has to be built to cross the distance between the building and the apple tree. Then I can pick my apple and eat it on my way back. It can get even more stupid ;)

i will fly using my angle wing and pick all the apples using my superpicker machine..

go to a circus. dress up like a clown and go behind the big top tent where they keep the monkeys. snatch the cutest monkey and take it home. befriend the monkey and train it to pick apples for me. that way, i will always have apples to eat and also a friend to share it with! :) in fact, i will try it out this weekend and let u know how it turns out!

wait for the apple to fall

wave the tree or blow the apples. the most stupid way is not the most complex one.