And why do you write it here? Is it an appropriate place?

Ha,ha,ha, your wife should read my joke… (Sorry, I am not so cruel! ) Jack (not Elmer) was doomed to die. His wife was looking after him. He opened his eyes and told with low voice…”I must confess to you”. “Don’t need to do that” she replied. “Oh, no, I insist! I want to die at peace but I have a guilty conscience . You must know I made love with your sister, with your best friend too, with her best friend too , … and your mother as well”. “I know!" – told his wife – now relax … and let the poison to works”.

go tell your wife this, we don't care about it.

Confession time ?? in a LANGUAGE site! Comical !!

Don't you know Mike that italki has become also an intermediary for spouse messaging ,I thought you knew that already ;)