He, he, what a funny test answers!, Since few time ago I received a power point mail about real test and absurd answers from institute students. Some answers said things like that: Question: Territory and political structure from Holland Answer: In Holland one each four Hollanders is a cow (?!) And another about religion: Q: What is the faith? A: Faith is a thing that god give us for can understand to the parish priests. XD By the way, about Dora’s question…. I don’t like much the jokes, you know?, I’m a serious person! ;)

Q: Why is there a rubber-band shortage in Albania? A: They're saving it for their satellite launch.

[From a real English test of my class] Exercise: fill in the gaps with the proper noun coming from the word in brackets. Sentence: "Mozart is my favourite ......." (music) A mate of mine did write: "Mozart is my favourite SINGER." And what about that Latin student confusing verbs "ducere" and "ducere uxorem", in whose translation Julius Caesar got merried about 8 times instead of leading trups??? And that other one confusing "velis" from verb "volo" with ship sails, according whom Cicero often went sailing instead of writing about philosophy? >> I collect stupid things students and teachers say, now I have just tons of them; but they mostly refer to Italian language... :P

Sorry for before reply "You meant FUNNY STORY" not I . I tell one TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD: H I J K L M N O. TEACHER: What are you talking about? DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

I meant FUNNY STORY , thanks.