一个很搞笑的文章,谁能帮忙翻译成英文。
故事发生在某理发厅:
..((叮咚)).....
进来的一位客人...
大约在60岁穿著胸前写有-八卦山-的花衬衫..
大大的耳朵,灰白的头发
脸色非常的红..看来是喝了点酒..
坐在我的右边位子...我们相视一笑....
设计师温柔亲切地问...
设计师:大哥!你要怎麽剪啊?
那位大哥不讲话.拿出皮夹缓缓的递给设计师说..
:我要剪跟他一样...
设计师接过照片...
我从镜子里看见设计师的眼睛瞪的大大的....
设计师:你真的?要剪跟他一样?
大哥(肯定)点头:对!
设计师:那头发要全部染黑喔。
大哥:没问题啊!我明天要参加活动。
大哥:我还要穿跟他一样的衣服呢!(说完自己不好意思大笑了几声)
设计助理向设计师(贴耳)细语:大概是去参加COSPLAY(模仿秀)吧?
设计师:嗯~有可能。
设计师:眉毛也要修的跟照片一样吗?
大哥:眉毛也要修?那好~~也顺便。
接下来工程开始进行了。
老伯开始睡起觉来。
镜子里~~我看见老伯的头发开始出现了造型。
设计师及助理的脸色变得越来越凝重。
於是到了染发的阶段了。
染成黑色以后,看著镜子里的老伯,刹时我有一种似曾相识的感觉。
眉毛也快修好了。
我看见助理在老伯后面双手合十膜拜。
设计师边修边念著阿弥佗佛。
音乐放起了大悲咒。
~南~无~观~世~音~菩~萨~
我视线模糊。开始眼泪盈眶~是的!我受感动了。
镜子前的老伯~~~不就是!
南无救苦救难观世音菩萨嘛!(男版)设计师最后在老伯头上放了一朵红色小花。
设计师/助理:好了!
老伯缓缓地张开眼睛。
老伯:吓!.......X!!这系啥小头(台语)!
设计师拿起照片:跟这张照片一样啊?
老伯:这样哪有像马英九!
设计师:马英九? 你拿给我们的是这张照片耶?
老伯拿出皮夹~却发现马市长的照片还在皮夹里
到底老伯给的照片是?
老伯抢回照片一看。
照片~~~~阿弥佗佛!!!!!!!!!!!!!
老伯:阿弥脱拉库咧!!哇~~~拿错张啦!
设计师/助理:我们以为你明天要去COSPLAY(模仿秀)。
老伯:我明天要去参加孙子的毕业典礼啦!
老伯:这下子我怎麽去啦。
我:你可以去参加南洋大海啸招魂的典礼。=_=|||
老伯(啜泣):连眉毛你们也剪了><
我:柳叶眉。= = 比马英九帅多了。。。。
最后以半价送这位大佛出了发厅....
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刚才的是上半部分,这个是下半部分
My line of sight is fuzzy. Starts the tear to fill the eyes ~! I move.before mirror's Uncle ~~~ not is! salutes helps the distressed the view world sound Bodhisattva! (male version) the designer on has put a red floret finally on uncle. designer/assistant: Good!Uncle opens the eye slowly.Uncle : Frighten! .......X!! What capitellum is this (Taiwanese)! the designer takes up the picture: Is the same with this picture?Uncle : Like this where has looks like Ma Yingjiu! designer: Ma Yingjiu? You take for us are this picture Ye?Uncle puts out wallet ~ actually to discover that the Mayor Ma picture also the picture which Uncle gives in the wallet is?Uncle as soon as snatches the picture to look. picture ~~~~ Arab League more tuo Buddha!!!!!!!!!!!!!Uncle : Arab League more tola storehouse!! Ha ~~~ takes wrong! designer/assistant: We thought that you must go to COSPLAY tomorrow (to imitate Xiu).Uncle : I must go tomorrow to attend grandson's graduation ceremony!Uncle : How right now do I go. I: You may go to the ceremony which participates in the southern coastal provinces big Tsunami to call back from the dead. =_=|||Uncle (weeps): You have also cut >< including the eyebrow I: Willow-leaf eyebrows. = = was more graceful than Ma Yingjiu are more. . . . delivered this big buddha by the half price to leave finally has sent the hall….
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The story occurs in some parlor: . ((bites rat-a-tat))..... comes in a visitor… Probably puts on the front in 60 years old to write has - the Mt. Bagua - colored shirt. big ear, grayish white hair complexion unusual red. Looked like has drunk a liquor. sits in mine right side seat… As soon as we look at each other to smile…. the designer asks… kindly gently the designer: Eldest brother! How can you cut?Brother that does not speak. Put out the wallet slowly to give the designer to say. : I must cut with his same… the designer receive picture… I to see designer's eye from the mirror to stare in a big way…. designer: You are real? Must cut with him is the same?Brother (affirmation) nods: Right!
Designer: That hair must black completely.Brother : Not question! I must participate in the activity tomorrow.Brother : I must put on with his same clothes! (said laughed several to design the assistant embarrassed) (to speak close to somebody's ear) the song to the designer: Is probably participates in COSPLAY (to imitate Xiu)? designer: ~ has the possibility. designer: The eyebrow must repair is the same with the picture?Brother : The eyebrow must repair? That good ~~ also while convenient. the following project started to carry on.Uncle starts to rest thinks. in the mirror ~~ I saw uncle's hair to start to present the modelling. the designer and assistant's complexion becomes more and more dignified. therefore to dyeing one's hair stage.after dyes the black, looks in mirror's uncle, checks when I have the feeling which one kind seems to have met before. the eyebrow also quickly fixed. I see the assistant both hands to gather behind uncle ten prostrate oneself. nearby the designer the trimming is reading Arab League more tuo Buddha. the music put the greatly sad incantation.south ~ ~ non-~ observes ~ world ~ sound ~ pu ~ Sa ~
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呵呵,我好佩服楼上姐们儿的惊人毅力呀。。。
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施主想必是南方人
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it 's not funy.
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