What are some of the funniest things your child has said?
My son came up to me outside and said "Mommy, there are bees on your flowers. I looked at them. They looked very stingy."
Me: "Uhm, yes - bees do sting". :)

My new favourite thing my son likes to say to my boyfriend and I: "Mommy, you need to buy another baby".

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What are some of the funniest things your child has said?
My son came up to me outside and said "Mommy, there are bees on your flowers. I looked at them. They looked very stingy."
Me:  "Uhm, yes - bees do sting". :)

My new favourite thing my son likes to say to my boyfriend and I:  "Mommy, you need to buy another baby".

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My elder brother and his son (son is 3-year. His name is Vadim) once visited me. 
While i on kitchen was make a tea - they found a guitar and started to try to play the guitar. I
  t was very noisy. I'm very sensetive to my guitar decided a little bit frighten nephew. i made an angry face, looked out the kitchen and said in a pirate's voice: 
- WHO IS SO BAD PLAYS ON  THE GUITAR HERE?? 
And immediately went into hiding in the kitchen.
Vadim stopped make a noise.
after 30  minutes came wife of my brother. 
She saw the guitar, took it and started to play something vrey quietly.
Vadim walked over to her, stopped her hand and said: 
" do not do it - Uncle Vova will swear" 
I was very ashamed =))

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Mommy, you need to buy another baby". maybe this is my anwer 
if my anwer wrong...... send your command.
where is it Ms?

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