haha bunun mata mot karşılıgı olmaz olursa ancak tarzanca türkçesi olur :))

"I don't have any load on that donkey, if it collapses I'm unaware." As you can see the part that says "if it collapses I'm unaware" does not make any sense. It doesn't make any sense in Turkish either, there are a few words omitted which makes the sentence hard to understand when read, but I can imagine it to be very clear when spoken with the right intonation. Here's the sentence without the left-out words: "O eşekte yüküm yok, yıkılsa haberim yokmuş gibi davranırım." "I don't have any load on that donkey, if it collapses I'll pretend that I am unaware." or: "O eşekte yüküm yok, yıkılsa "haberim yok" derim." "I don't have any load on that donkey, if it collapses I'll say "I am unaware"." (should anyone ask) The meaning is: "Because a particular thing is not to my advantage, I won't do anything for it."

Literally: I dont have any load on that donkey, I will not have any news in case it collapses Maybe he is trying to say, "I am not interested in that subject and I dont give a sh.t". Because he just doesnt care about what happens to donkey.