What the hell... I mean... What a surprise ! Have I been running for this? =p

Everyone is fired. :P

Ladies and Gentlemen, I am honoured to be selected as Chairman of XXXXX and will enjoy working with my committee to ...............[ insert here what you want to achieve] Thank you to all concerned. ( Wait for polite applause) I now declare this meeting open. The first item on our agenda is ................

Only three phrases, exactly in the following order: -- Thank to all of you. I am sure you made the right choice electing me, and I will work as hard as I can to prove this fact to you ... (a long pause follows, pretending to think something deep and important ...) ... starting one day within the next three months. -- Where shall we move for the refreshment ? -- I will get back to your questions later, obviously only if time will allow us. ====== p.s. : Is this serious or a joke ? Just give me your vote, then you will certainly know.

Thank you.