smell There is a man in my place. He gives me the creeps. He smells like a bunch of cats have pissed him and they really have. He has apartments in my building where he keeps those cats. I don’t know how many, nobody knows for sure, but it must be tons. Every day he carries a bag with stinky shit to feed them. It drives me crazy. Once I was taken aback when he came into an elevator after me. I almost passed out during that short ‘journey’. If the elevator got broken down that moment I would be poisoned by his smell and never found; I would be fed to cats. For some reason I thought it works this way.