anecdote
Rybinspector detains a man with two buckets of fish on the river bank.
The fish inspector asks the man:
- Do you have permission to catch such a quantity of fish?
Man:
- Not. But I do not need it. This is my homemade fish.
Fish Inspector:
- Home? Like this?
Man:
- Well, someone keeps dogs, someone parrots, and I - river fish. Every evening I bring them here to walk. I let them into the water, they swim to themselves. And then I give them a signal and they come back to me. I put them in buckets and we go home to the aquarium.
Fish Inspector:
- Nonsense! Fish can not do this!
Man:
- Do not believe? I can show. Look here ...
With these words, a man approaches the water and turns both of them one by one.
buckets. Itself remains on the beach waiting.
After a few minutes, the Rybinspector does not stand up:
- Well ?!
Man:
- What is it?
Fish Inspector:
“When will you call them back?”
Man:
- I will call someone?
Fish Inspector:
- Pisces !!!
Man:
- What kind of fish ?!
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Anecdote
Rybinspector (Fish inspector?) detains a man with two buckets of fish on the river bank.The fish inspector asks the man:
- Do you have permission to catch such a quantity of fish?
Man:
- Not. But I do not need it. This is my homemade These are my pet fish.
Fish Inspector:
- Home Pets? Like this?
Man:
- Well, someone keeps dogs, someone parrots, and I - river fish. Every evening I bring them here to walk swim. I let put them into the water and they swim to themselves. And then I give them a signal and they come back to me. I put them in buckets and we go home to the aquarium.
Fish Inspector:
- Nonsense! Fish cannot do this!
Man:
- You do not believe me? I can show. Look here ...
With these words, a the man approaches the water and turns both of them one by one.
buckets. Itself remains on the beach waiting. ?? This is hard to understand
After a few minutes, the Rybinspector Fish Inspector does not stand up cannot stand it:
- Well ?!
Man:
- What is it?
Fish Inspector:
“When will you call them back?”
Man:
- I will call someone?
Fish Inspector:
- Pisces !!!
Man:
- What kind of fish ?!
По-русский: домашнее животное
In English: pet
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История забавная, конечно, но вообще-то здесь обычно иностранцы на русском пишут, чтобы русские проверили, а если вы хотите, чтобы англоговорящие проверили ваш текст, написанный по-английски, то лучше его помещать в разделе Notebook/English. Там шансы получить грамотную правку в разы или в десятки раз выше.
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A really funny story!
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