Kecemasan (Joke #23 / Lawak #23 dated 24 May 2018) Budak lelaki: *menelefon 911* Hello? Tolong saya! 911: OK, apa yang terjadi? Budak lelaki: Dua orang perempuan sedang bergaduh merebutkan saya! 911: Eh, kenapa kau menelefon kami? Ini bukannya kecemasan. Budak lelaki: Sebab nampaknya seperti yang tak cantik akan menang. Boy: *calls 911* Hello? Please help me! 911: Alright, what is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: Oh, why did you call us? That's not an emergency. Boy: Because it looks like the ugly one is winning.