Some jokes Some jokes from stand up show by Julia Ahmedova. It's our civil attitude - to not pay for movies on the internet. We'd better watch a camrip where they chew louder than translate, but for free. It's a shock for Americans. One American told me: "Jesus, maybe you listen to music for free, as well?" I told him: "Dude, I can tell you even more, we have a whole social network, which we also sneaked from you, where we watch your movies for free, listen to your music and slag Yankees off". The problem is, I've got haters. Those are people, who hate everyone, who managed to achieve something, and commas. It's easier, but more dangerous to make compliments to men, because you can tell him once in a life time "your pants are cool", and he will wear them to the fucking end of his life. He will buy one more pair of such pants. Women are motivated by a compliment, men are stopped in their progress. If you tell a woman: "You've lost a lot of weight", she will answer: "Thanks! Gonna loose more!". If you tell it to a man he will answer: "That's it, I've lost weight! Thanks!"